My wife's gyno's name is Dr. Huang, but of course, when you say it in it's improper American accent, it sounds like Dr. Wang. For those of you that have no friends or clues, or are fortunate enough to be born in a more civilized country, a wang is a slang term for cock. Is that ironic or what? I have also worked with a woman named Christie Cumm at a record store when I was in high school, and just a few years ago at BoA I worked with a guy named Steve Scheidt (pronounced shite). Before I was hired, there was an old dude working there (70+) named Dick Reiter (pronounced rider). Share random funny shit that you've observed. Doesn't have to be names.
When I was in Kazakhstan, they had these bread these called ball sac (sp?) and there was this one woman there named Cum Shot (once again, speilling it in American because I don't know how to in Russian). So one of my friends asked her if "Would you like another ball sac, Cum Shot?" It seems stupid now, but it was funny as hell then.
Yes there is http://www.dicktricklefanclub.com/ . He has probably won more races at local tracks than anyone else ever. And for the record, there's nothing wrong with liking racing or even NASCAR, unless you're a fan of Dale Jr.
If you say to a turkisch man at the local fruitmarket: give me a "peach".. u are actually saying: give me a "son of a wh*re!" So be carefull when u visit turkey!
they have also have a candy thing called Lokum (in Latin it means a little place) but in danish when we use the word it is a latrine http://www.levendehav.dk/arkiv/1998 lokum efter 1996.jpg (that is a lokum in danish)
Speaking of candy, I saw this imported Ukranian choclate (can't remeber the name) that had a picture of a pig on it. I read the ingredients. It was choclate covered fried pig fat. Ugh. They eat some wierd shit in the Phillipines (where my Grandparents are from,) including: Centruy eggs, where you bury a fertilized egg in the ground for an untold number of years, then eat the decayed shit that's left over. Blood Soup, which is random pork organs (like the heart, liver, etc) boiled in pigs blood until it turns this nasty grey color. Plus I'll never forget when I was six and saw my grandmother eat a fish. She ate the whole fucking fish, scales, fins, and eyes too. She ate the fucking FISH EYEBALL. Even at six I thought this was disgusting. But the worst is I used to work for this Cambodian lady at this little cafe. So one time she has this party and there's like 300 people hanging out, dancing, etc. It was fun. Her sister (who was like fresh off the boat) made this awsome Cambodian Chicken curry. So I was eating some of it, when I felt a funny shaped bone in my mouth. A bone the likes of which I have never felt with my tounge before. So I took it out of my mouth. It was a foot. A chicken foot. Plus it still had the skin on it. A chicken foot with skin and claws, in my mouth. I politely refused any more Curry.
Hey, my surname is "Hunsucker" and my family is from the US... and my university login name is "ahunsuck"... how funny is that And Zilog, I actually have a Wang 286 PC my brother uses to support his bed
wow you support beds too with all kind of stuff... I once used a coca cola collector's item trashcan for that after a few weeks it collapsed
Hmm, you never let me take the piss out of your surname, Antipasta! That's favouritism hehe Wang is an American company, I believe. Not really sure of any funny shit in my life. I lost my job in December, can't find a new one, same with my Dad, so the family has no money and may not be able to afford to stay here. Still, yours was a funny example, Gaijin
