Rent Joke

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  1. Paulo

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    A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for £500.00. So they spent the night together.

    In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."

    On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for £250.00 and enclosed a note:

    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:


     
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