SATAN'S TEMPTATIONS

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach,
with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would
live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums.
And Satan said "You want hot fudge with that? And Man said "Yes!"
And Woman said "I'll have one too with chocolate chips". And lo they gained
10 pounds.

And God created the healthy yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that
Man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane
and combined them.
nd Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

So God said "Try my fresh green salad".
And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side.
And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to
cook them".
And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped
lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter.
And Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
potassium and good nutrition.
Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into
chips and deep fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt.
And Man put on more pounds.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those
extra pounds.
And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not
have to toil changing the channels.
And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started
wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
satisfy his appetite.
And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said
"You want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes, And super size 'em".
And Satan said "It is good."
And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed . and created quadruple by-pass surgery.

And then . Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.

THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION


After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word
on nutrition and health.:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

Help! I cant even escape office spam mail on Assembler!

 

;-)

 

Funny hehehe.

And another page was turned in the book of Assembler.

 

aaaaaaaaaaaah ingen grund til at frygte så fordi jeg taler ikke kun engelsk men dansk til hverdag LOL ;-)

 

I am just going to train myself to manufacture food in my cells from water and sunlight.

 

Isn't there a group of people who stare at the sun for nutrition?

 

Yeah, they're called skin cancer victims.

 

Yes, it's called sungazing. I'm not sure if a group though might just be one or two. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sungazing