Fantastic! Similar thing happened to me a few weeks ago, i decided to take a swing at my wifeys pole, grabbed onto it, swung around and went tits up into the dining table
Not sure whether the council would endorse such concrete cracking practices, but it would cut down on their use of hydralic equipment if they let her work her 'thang on a street they planned to dig up! Turn the volume up and you can hear her face crunch!