The Unofficial Weird Products Thread Try the Stadium Pal. http://www.stadiumpal.com/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBdymtyXt8Y Simply piss your pants and it collects in a nice compact 34oz. baggie strapped onto your calf.
The Beerbelly http://www.thebeerbelly.com/?Click=1522 hey folks! now you can use The Beerbelly at sporting events along with your StadiumPal/Gal and drink all the beverage of your choice that you want while pissing yoursef as often as you want.
Wasn't something like this showcased on The ScreenSavers? It was showcased by one of the co-hosts (was tall/lanky) and recommended the device for the hardcore lan-party (which were popular back then).
oh how i long those days of long-hour gaming. Nowadays i don't have the luxury to spend a whole day in front of a game
Going back to Withnail & I for a second, this reminds me of the stunt Withnail attempts to pull on his return journey to London. Prior to becoming drunk he fills a plastic baggie with urine and when he is pulled over by the Police for drink driving he tries to provide a sample from the bag with hilarious results. Of course, these days it wouldn't even begin to help you as the Police no longer require a sample of piss, but you to breath into a little tube! I loved the YouTube video of the new American test for drink drivers. Ask them to touch their toes and down they go with a sickening, skull splitting thud onto the tarmac in front of them. I am sure a few broken noses and cracked skulls will occur. Whilst reading that Stadium Pal bit, I was actually wondering why you should feel it necessary to just limit yourself to sports events? I mean, it seems like a pretty handy thing to have all the time. Out on a date for instance, your conversation no longer needs to be interrupted with frequent toilet breaks (if you are at a pub), just urinate and sigh! She'll think you are sighing because of her looks and be charmed by you immediately. Remember to go to the bathroom prior to leaving the pub to remove said baggie rather than let her discover it strapped to your leg when you get home. That wouldn't be so cool. Additionally, don't get so drunk that once you have removed the bag you can't remember having done so and just wet yourself en route home.
lol.. i have an old MAD magazine from the 80s which has that thing in it :lol: maybe i should get ahead and patent the other "inventions" from the same mag before someone else does...
those have been used for years in hospitals, theyre known as convine's,when i used to be a nurse we used them all the time im geriatrics, much less instrusive as a cathater, theyre also very useful for longhaul flights. but having seen them used first hand (yes i had to touch old man dangly bits) you really wouldnt want to put one on, people who havent usedd them say it looks just like putting a condom on, but it isnt much more difficult, and fetching them off is the worse as there is a type of glue that hold them in place i wont say more for the squeemish out there, but there ya go kids, diddydons medical lesson for the day
well there are kiddies in here so gotta keep it clean (saying that they probably know more graphic ways of describing bodyparts than i do!)
