Smurf Me...

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  1. mairsil

    mairsil Officer at Arms

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    Smurf, smurf, bleeping smurf...

    The direct link isn't working right now, so just read the main page here:
    http://www.icv2.com
     
  2. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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    Why God? Why hast thou foresaken me?
     
  3. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    I'll go see it if someone ass-smurfs smurfette.
     
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  4. devzone

    devzone Robust Member

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    I smurfing smurf those smurfing smurfs, I wish some smurfing smurfer would smurf the smurfing lot of them
     
  5. graciano1337

    graciano1337 Milk Bar

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    she's hott.
     
  6. A. Snow

    A. Snow Old School Member

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    Speaking of which... Isn't it odd that a porn company never made a film based on the Smurfs. One female in a village of males. That almost screams to some porn director to go buy some film and a couple of gallons of blue paint.
     
  7. Mr. Casual

    Mr. Casual Champion of the Forum

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    There IS a live action Smurfs porn video...its not in English though. It was on Youporn or Redtube or something like that. lol :lol:
     
  8. Taemos

    Taemos Officer at Arms

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    The Smurf porn I saw involved blue body paint, and it was very sketchy. It looked like they filmed in someone's backyard, and two of the actors kept looking around like they weren't supposed to be there.

    Before anyone asks, my roommate sent it to me without telling me what it was. It was pretty funny but kind of disturbing at the same time.

    The other day I had a pretty cute girl come through my line (I work in a grocery store :(), and the guy who was bagging for me said "Would you smurf that girl?" I loled.
     
  9. Shadowlayer

    Shadowlayer KEEPIN' I.T. REAL!!

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    If the huge financial success the alvin&chipmunks flick proves anything is that kids these days are mostly retards that will nag their parents to see any piece of shit you put on a screen.

    About smurf gang-banging, there was a german movie, "ants in the pants" IIRC, were at the first scene there was a girl with a smurfs tshirt, and the fat guy next to her said "you know, since smurfette is the only woman in the entire village the only way to keep peace between all the males would be if she has sex with every single one of them" and the girl was all like o_O

    Very funny scene
     
  10. PhreQuencYViii

    PhreQuencYViii Champion of the Forum

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    Jesus christ...lololololo.

    Why don't they just make a movie based on a CGI Shadowlayer and call it a day.
     
  11. Shadowlayer

    Shadowlayer KEEPIN' I.T. REAL!!

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  12. XxHennersXx

    XxHennersXx I post here on the toilet sometimes.

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    Rule 34. It exists. I'd link it but i'd rather not find it again.
     
  13. Mark30001

    Mark30001 Guest

    Wtf, where do you guys learn this stuff?

    ...the more I learn everyday, funny as hell though reading the entry on Urban Dictionary.
     
  14. phate

    phate Enthusiastic Member

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    I blame /b/ and countless ours googling. At least thats for me. :lol:
     
  15. XxHennersXx

    XxHennersXx I post here on the toilet sometimes.

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    opethfan Dauntless Member

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    She smurfed you? No smurfing way!

    /Family Guy reference
     
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