So could anyone actually bang any of the E3 babes?

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  1. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    I don't think I"m a totally repulsive guy. I'm in half-decent shape, tall, and if I shave (and probably cut my hair) could probably pick up in a bar. (I am 30 though, so that's now probably working against me). I've seen some of the E3 pussy this year and it looks filthier than ever (in a good way). So what's the deal? Does anyone ever score, or has everyone already blown their load b/c of the next-gen consoles?
     
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    sayin999 Officer at Arms

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    well your in a convention center with thousands of dorks, theres a minimal chance of scoriing im guessing, remember there paid to be there, ign themselves even have their own babe doing slight coverage, though i hear the tecmo girls are a real treat.
     
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    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    But doesn't the dork factor work in your favor? There's gotta be a couple of them that are on the hunt for some pole.
     
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    sayin999 Officer at Arms

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    True, but show babes are show babes, no question about it, but if you look sleek and buisness type and pretty much act like your not really into games, possibly. Still it wouldnt be a bad plce to tye and look, better then the damn car show.
     
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    madhatter256 Illustrious Member

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    You have a better chance picking someone up at a bar than at E3. They are all there for the money and they have most likely worked in this "exploitive" field to know that its all just for show, not for real.
     
  6. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    Would probably have better luck if I took a bag of coke with me.
     
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    They are working, and constantly being oogled by ugly, fat and smelly people.

    If you were fucking ben afleck and showed up and hit on them, I am sure you'd get some.
     
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    Wear a hat with his name on it and sunglasses. They'll fall for it.
     
  9. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    Haha. C'mon Assembler... you're moving potentially the most important topic into Off-Topic. :(
     
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