SOMEONE GOUGE OUT MY EYES!

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  1. Cactusjack1999

    Cactusjack1999 Spirited Member

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    It get's WORSE....MUCH MUCH MUCH WORSE
     
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    madhatter256 Illustrious Member

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    Thats a long sorry-ass intro to the storyline. MK3 Ultimate is better than this crap. I never heard of this game! Just like one of the commentators, "eat ship and die".

    Those indian fatalities are the most racist stuff I've ever seen!
     
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  5. krieg747

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    turning a guy into whistlers mother or whatever that painting is called is not a fataility. neither is making a guy naked. everyone fatalities themselves when they take a shower then...

    lol, 8:23 is amazingly retarded.
     
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  6. ServiceGames

    ServiceGames Heretic Extraordinaire

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    Holy shit does this game run at like 8 fps or what?
    It looks like about ninety percent of the artwork was uncomplete. And like Krieg said, taking someones clothes off and/or turning them into another person/object is not a fatality. Not to mention they seem to count each person doing the same fatality, as a new fatality.
     
  7. krieg747

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    the sounds on the jungle level are amazingly annoying.

    did they just buy a stock sound effects cd off amazon or something and pick the worst ones? guys have girls screams and vice versa

    p.s. eat ship and die lol
     
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    Apparently no-one in here bothered to research this game. It's supposed to be a blantant rip off. It's supposed to offend. It's supposed to make very little sense. I think it looks pretty cool, shame there is only one cabinent in existence. This was probably one of my favorites images:

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    LMAO, that's great, i want that game :D
     
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    heh those fatalities rock. Maybe i should try it out lol
     
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    I can't believe Data East developed this -_-U
     
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    I can't believe it's not butter!

    Haha, no, staying on topic, this game looks like crap most of the time, but some of the fatalities are hilarious, such as the poo poo platter one about 4:20 in. About 48 seconds in, the guy looks like a mix between Freddy Krueger and a Mortal Kombat character gone bad.
     
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    Some of those fatalities brought a smile to my face, like the Burgertime one.

    But.... Digitized everything, Barney dinosaurs, Nancy Kerrigan look-a-likes? God, someone please make the 90s go away! And I had such good memories of those times...

    Seriously though... the art on that stinks. That checkerboard background? I made stuff like that in Deluxe Paint back in 1990. Took 1 minute to make. Amateurish.
     
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    Haha that was great. Too bad this game is imposible to obtain (in pcb form).
     
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    Both of these are addressed in a somewhat lengthy interview by one of the developers on this page. Scroll down to the very bottom and read "An Insiders Report". It's a very interesting read.

    http://www.bunnyears.net/tattoo/
     
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    I swear if you put this arcade game in a trucker/biker bar people will definitely play it.
     
  17. Taucias

    Taucias Site Supporter 2014,2015

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    Luke... Karla... Derek! LOL

    I like the "hit and stay" fatality. Cer-ray-zee stuff indeed! And truck smashes a beer can on his forehead. Hahaha!

    "My day has been made!"
     
  18. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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    I remeber a preview for this game in EGM way back in the day during the height of the MKII/Street Fighter craze, apparently they were all excited about it but never got around to actually reviewing it. I always assumed the game was cancelled.
     
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    That was absolutely hilarious. And apparently it's in MAME too.
     
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    The DeLorean from 3:58 to 4:07=priceless.
     
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