On a rummaging through the obscure-conspiracy-theories-incrimating-the-Democrats section of the web, I found this with a friend: http://www.reptilianagenda.com/research/r100899a.html UK members beware! :smt067
Yikes, where did you find this site? I tried reading it, but shifting though a thousand pages of neo-new-age-Christian-alien-illumananti-LSD-psycobabbale isn't my thing. Funny thing is I have a very successful musician friend who beleives in all this bullshit. So you know he's not a loony (well, not enough to have him commited or anything) the guy is a multi-millionare keyboardist who's worked with famous artists like Meatloaf, Micheal Jackson (wrote the music to the Bad alblum) Jameriqui, etc. He's got more money than I will ever see in my life. So Chris (which is his name) maintains that there are three distinct alien races all vying for control of the earth, evil scaly reptilians, human looking Nordic types, and the typical Alien "greys." The Nordics seem to be the good guys (according to him) and have either evolved along similar lines as us as to be genetically compatible or are made up of humans in the remote past who had somehow discovered space travel and had gotten off planet, he's not sure which. The "Reptilians" seem to be pure evil, enjoy rapeing humans (both men and women,) have secret underground bases in remote parts on all the continets, and at times seem to be in command of the Greys. The greys are using humans in genetic experiments in an attempt to revitalize thier own dead-end evolution and prevent extinction, have also used animal and plant DNA in this respect, and have biomechanical implants in themselves (just like the implants they put in abductees.) They are a race which had been bred specifically to survive the rigors of low gravity space travel, and seem to be under the control of the reptilian masters but at the same time at odds with them. He maintains there are several "factions" of greys, those who serve the reptillians and those who oppose them, while the Nordics are merely observing mankind but will not intervene becasue of secret treaties made by the world's governments- treaties that allow for abductions in exchange for alien technology, ala antigravity, particle weaponry, computers, etc. Supposedly these agreements go back to the Grover Cleveland administration (1890s) and somehow cattle mutilations, crop circles, and the Chupacabra all are explainable in this context. I don't know, just repeating snippets of our conversation. I did see a UFO once, just a really fast moving light that was rather dim, it could have been anything. I DID see the Chupacabra once. No bullshit, I really saw it. It looks like a grey spider monkey with a long snount and huge, owl-like eyes. I really did see it.
But does that mean that it exists Don't trust your eyes too much. Most alien sightings/abduction cases can be explained away with research. For instance, the common "being stuck rigid while an alien did weird shit to me" is probably just a misinterpretation of sleep paralysis disorder, which my friend suffers from occasionally. Sleep paralysis is where your body stops you from moving during sleep so you don't thrash around and hurt yourself, and people who suffer from sleep paralysis disorders wake up but are unable to move; this is often also associated with the feeling of a presence in the room, which can be perceived to be a negative force. My friend says he's sometimes felt like he's being strangled by someone, but is unable to move. Not too hard to see how that could turn into an alien abduction scenario in some people's heads. Woah, back on topic: Prince Charles is a pretty innefectual antichrist. Of all the people I'd call the antichrist, he'd be pretty low down on that list. Maybe that's his guile :smt042
Well, that's one way of looking at it. But really it's quite a personal thing which you should be careful of mocking; he'd probably be quite offended. No disrespect intended.
Hey, I don't care. Mock all you want. Micheal Jackson is a wierd ass-freakman with an artificial nose in my opinion. As for the pedophile allegations, Chris maintains that's all total bullshit, but what would you say about someone who's made you millions of dollars? And about the Chupacabra: Well, I don't know what exactly what I saw, all I know is that it wasn't a dog, it wasn't a cat, or a coyote, or a bird, or anything I'd ever seen before. It looked like a Lemur or something, those tree dwelling primates in Madagascar with the huge yellow reflective eyes, excpet it has short (if any fur) and was grey all over. So unless a Spider monkey is running around Southern California then I'm problably out of my mind. That, or an acid Flashback. Goddamn mind altering drugs. I'll post a sketch of it by the end of the weekend.
