The first Wii death poll!

Time frame: 6 months.
Method: Child attaches controller to father's real handgun, accidentally shoots friend while playing Metroid Prime 3.

 

I see old folk having heart attacks while playing it.

 

That's just what I was thinking. I sure hope that games all have the option to use the standard method of playing as well as looking like a right dick waving your arms about. That's the last thing I need the missus seeing me do while playing games. It's bad enough as it is.

Yakumo

 

6 months, somebody doing cool zelda fighting moves...on the balcony

 

If nobody has died of excessive motor-movement of the hands during their teen years (guys should know what I m talking about) then no one will from the Wii

 

A year at least. Baby chokes to death on a controller left out.

 

Actually I think it will happen the day after release. Someone is going to be playing Zelda and "accidently" jam the remote into thier little sister's eye.

 

Someones going to injure themselves playing the Metal Slug Wii games.

 

Six months. I think that some jerk off will buy it and sit from day one playing it non stop. C'mon after six straight months no ones body could take that kind of body numbing stress.