I7m completely pissed out of my head at the moment. Just watched Sundays Top Gear, had a laugh, mouth filled with roasted peanuts and now on the net. Will I say somehing funny? Nah... Got to sleep for shitty work. Twat!
Yeah it's me.. drunk again. Damn I seem to be posting here far to often as of late. Fucking feel like shit. I'm not tired, but I really shoudl sleep soo else I wake up drunk in the morning and show up to fix computer shit wasted and hung over.
Reading through this thread, only slightly intoxicated for now, while randomly searching ebay for amazing potential purchases i feel it needs to be asked who has made the best/worse drunk/high purchase? To get the ball rolling i woke up one morning feeling very poorly (vodka, sambuka & taquila) and upon checking my ebay realised i had bid on a twin engined speed boat, after a worrying few hours i was outbid at the last minute. Anybody got anything good?
My worst purchase (if you want to call it that) that comes to mind was about $30 worth of old PC games when I was high on Ambien. I didn't really regret it, but I was awfully confused as to where my money went for a few minutes. Various snacks/late night cheeseburgers under all kinds of influences, but nothing compared to what I've seen some people order. I might think of something better but I generally have better financial control intoxicated than I do sober. "I might need this money for more liquor..."
I woke up with a bowl of thai food next to me on a festival if that counts. But I usually just buy booze when I'm drunk
I am currently sailing in the clouds right now. And I gotta say I feel pretty good. What an interesting thread this is, Who ever made this is a genius because I can scientifically evaluate my self when I am sober... I mean thats the way to go, and its okay and funny to read. So I thought I would share mine. LOL I am doing this in the name of science! I am trying to make my post interesting so I will make it better since some of the other posts weren't that far gone to ramble. Which I am guessing I am doing now. If so mission accomplished. Man I love this forum so much. Good nice people, fun place to hang out and to trade rare items. This forum is like something I always dreamed of every rare piece in one place! That's the best. I have been a gamer for a while now, A modder (tinker) since I was oh 7 or 8... and as of a year ago I just got interested in all this stuff. For what ever reason my buddy is playing music and dancing to rap (echlk never liked rap). Well I am pretty gone right now and I am aware of it and now so are you. Enjoy the most fcked up post. ... So I went back and edited this because I didn't think it was long enough (I hope I am not annoying people) but yeah so its 12:12 right now which is pretty scary. Dude my friend is listening... hang on I got to remember this so I can make fun of him so I'll just leave this here. "music make you lose control" Yeah thats it now I can come by here later and check it when I'm sober. I hope this self evaluation pays off and hope it gives you a laugh. I probably sound pretty nutty right now but I assure you it is not how I function sober lol. Like I said all in the name of science so just recording my iradic thought process so we all evealutate it. Strickly for learning purposes and fun. Well anyway I feel like I have been going on forever so Bye... Waiting for applause. And thank you thank you enjoy. PS: If you stare at the letters on assembler they appear as if they are flashing green and white.
You got me with that one, buddy you are totally wasted ! :110: This thread couldn't be any funnier :lol: !
I'm impressed by your spelling & grammar. You seem to have maintained a lot of self-control for seeing letters in flashing colors at the same time, lol. I should have posted here last week when I was TOTALLY wasted, but that was on a civil service introduction trip and we had no internet (how did I manage to do not die there?). I had so much beer back then, I was still hardly able to walk straight when I got up in the morning. /edit It's not such a hard job to find out :lol:
Well not drunk anymore but last night I was utterly wasted. I was so drunk I lost a brand new jacket, the keys to my apartment (had to crash at a friend's place for the night), my ID, and spent till the last penny on booze. Not good.
Just got back from a night on the town. A bunch of us took my buddy out for his 21st. We got him nice and sloshed. You name it, he tried it. Then finished it all off with a shot of straight 151. He was a trooper.
I stopped smoking weed to pass a drug test for a new job, and that is turning me into an alcoholic. I have been drunk almost every night in 2 weeks. Also, to segway from what graciano1337 said, the last time I had a shot of 151 was after 12 beers, and I ended up spraying it all over the the bar counter. I then puked, stumbled around Miami Beach trying to find the hostel I was staying at, puked, and went to sleep. Edit2: I'm drinking right now, so it's possible i may double-post with some retarded shit.
I don't drink that often. When I do though, it's usually never liquor. Just beer. And I'm definitely more of a quality over quantity drinker. I don't mind spending the few extra bucks on a good beer.
I have good and bad memories of cheap wine. I got druuuuuunk New Year's '08, and then finished off the night/morning with chocolate and weed.
Amazing how drunken people always find the way to this thread while actually being drunken. It's just a quick look + a click, but that's quite a job you have to accomplish when you're drunk. Lol, i just found "rat-arsed", "shit-faced" and "sauced" in the foo,kin dictionary, are those common expressions for being drunk? Sounds weird. Rat-arsed. What does a rat's arse have to do w/that? Omg. Whoever is drunken right now, listen to this and close ur eyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqWwbMdMrhQ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHW the Japanese would say wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ^O^° /EDIT Sugeeeeeeee what you don't notice when you're sober, the monitors are like a window to an alternative reality. I am in Phaedra right now....and was in the Cyclone world a couple of mins ago (another Tangerine Dream song). Wow shit. Lol. I shjould try to drink less, but it' s so much fun actually XD What I though about as it's just 2am now... maybe I shall continue reading Chales Bukowski's literature. Fucking girls, drinking, vomiting, poems... his books are so much fun to read. anyway,I'm gonna be off for now. GOOD NIGHT YOU ALL
when it comes to pharms i always expect 100 bucks at least to mysteriously go missing. sometimes i get a package and sometimes i'm just left wondering. wtf?
