I had posted hotlinked images from the official site for this "game" so maybe they went 403 when I wasn't looking making the thread useless.
Wii- Motion Controls, you still need the controller Kinect- YOU ARE the controller Sega Pee- Your DICK is the controller... I think Sega wins the console war.
I heard there's also a mode for heterosexual couples where the challenge consists in trying to do exactly what you said.
It'll have Shenmue Pee. Imagine controlling a forklift with pee! Oh the possibilities. Also, I want one that's controlled by poop.