The perfect schlong?

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  1. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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  2. Tachikoma

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    You could hire him out to knock down derelict buildings with that!

    Hardly "perfect" though, I can't see any woman going anywhere near him after he "flops" that thing out!
     
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  3. DeadperfecT

    DeadperfecT Gutsy Member

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    Wow, so wrong, so wrong :noooo: ...
     
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  4. Mr. Casual

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    That was retarded. And nasty. And stupid. And dumb.
     
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  5. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    hmm, not much you can comment on about that now, is there !

    Yakumo
     
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  6. Warakia

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    Yeah that is from a program shown in the UK channel 4 a while ago. Nasty.

    Oh and Tachikoma - he is gay so he probably would not want a gal near it!
     
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  7. Dot50Cal

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    :crying: Terrible....Terrible
     
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  8. WolverineDK

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    Hmmm poor guy, he can´t get any satisfaction if doesn´t like to fuck cows. Or animals who has an orifice big enough for his deformed cock.
     
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  9. Paulo

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    Pure wrong!
     
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    That just makes it worse... imagine... hmmm... best not...
     
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  11. RyanGamerGoneGrazy

    RyanGamerGoneGrazy Clubbies Are Minis Too!

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    ....and i really needed to see that why?....


    Ryan
     
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  12. PhantasyStar

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    That's fu*ked up man...
     
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  13. GaijinPunch

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    The most shocking thing (other than it's shape) is that the guy seems to be fully onboard and has no regrets of his self-deformation.
     
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  14. atomiX

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    How can you do anything with that monstrosity?
     
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    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    why spend money on getting silicone in there when he could do better things with that cash? people's logic often amazes me. then again, we collect electronics... most women would think we're mad :p
     
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  16. Evangelion-01

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    wtf man? we dont have to hear your nasty thoughts!
     
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  17. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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    That's incredible, that guy actually did that to himself. I thought he had elephantitus at first.

    There are some things that I will never understand.
     
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    did i get him right, he said when he sits on the toilet he gets an errection because his "penis" hangs in flushing water?
     
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    hmmm I was just wondering why he was so stupid making his thing so big with silicone, and I pity the fool.
     
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    Thats insane.

    Why would you do that? Not only does it not allow him to have sex but it has other downsides as well.

    I couldnt see him trying to goto a public pool or anything. Also wearing shorts prolly wouldnt work. And I doubt he can run well now, that thing must weigh at leasr 5 -8 pounds!
     
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