The totally not fake Dreamcast 2

Here it is, in all its next gen glory.

 

no

 

So that means I've had a Dreamcast 2 all of these years and didn't even know it? Sega, you sneaky SOB!

 

I know for a fact that old Japanese Newspaper possibly smell like fish.

 

This thread.





I don't even.

 

Doh ho ho this thread is so funny.

...wait

no.

 

So I must have a Dreamcast 2 as well as a Dreamcast 3 then...

 

I can't say I'm not partly to blame for this monstrosity.

 

Isn't that what happens when a Neo Geo Hyper 64 and a Vectrex make a baby?

 

I think the Dreamcast 3 was the addition of the Saturn to the Dreamcast, 32X, CD combo. Triple disk and dual cartridge capability.

 

It looks like your Dreamcast 2 could use a little dusting.

 

N64 Rumble Pack add-on confirmed for Dreamcast 2. It will be bundled with checkerboard duct-tape and a radio antenna.

It's recent unveiling at a rural North Korean farmer's market was met with universal praise in every respect imaginable. The media are calling it, "the Rumble that crashed the entire video game market", as stock investors and virtually every game developer have now announced that they are abandoning everything and moving to the new platform. Among the list of more renowned developers making the switch is Valve, who have decided to ditch Steam and Steam OS completely in favor of this new add-on. Gabe Newell was quoted saying, "Gentlemen, we now have 16 different colors to work with. HL3 confirmed."

 

c'mon man this shit does not belong in 'general gaming'. If you REALLY need to post this kind of stuff, then at least place it in the right forum.

 

Possibli thats the Original Dreamcast with SEGA DVD Addon and 256X