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I'm on it pal, it's just that the greencard bullshit and the whole working permits stuff is complicating things a little....


But i'm on it. I plan to spend the next halloween in USA so help me Zeus!

 

Ah. What type of job are you applying for???

 

Porn Star... Nah, just kidding.

Uhm, pretty much anything Marketing related, since I'd like to have a career in that area. Economics stuff also, but they're harder to find and I find being an economist a very boring job... In any case, it helps to know I have the knowledge to do the job if it comes to an Economist position.

 

Tried to use IE 8 or whatever version you get with Windows 7 just now i believe for the first time and honestly it sucks, I guess chrome will still be my backup browser to my trusty Firefox.

 

Join the club, althought lately I feel like coding can be the same.

I like making money, where's the degree for that?:lol:

 

I don't think you need a degree to become a porn star, do you?

 

I believe I have said this like a hundred times, but I will repeat it once more because I am so tired of this fucking place: I FUCKING HATE THIS COUNTRY! I FUCKING HATE BEING UNEMPLOYED!

I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING COMPANIES THAT DO NOTHING BUT WASTE MY TIME WITH LOW WAGES PROPOSALS AND STUPID COMMUTE TIME DISTANCES!!!

FUCK URUGUAY!!!!

 

Indeed you dont, but male stars only make a fraction of what female ones do (sexist huh?:lol and thats counting all the gay stuff you have to do, since the line for banging a hot chick with 34DD boobs is longer than the one to get out of haiti...

Then again, I could be a porn producer!:nod:

What about paraguay?

 

In all seriousness how difficult is it to marry someone just for a green card? Do they make it difficult to do such a thing? I wonder what the requirements really are.

 

It's actually pretty difficult, because the authorities do some extensive background research before they give the foreigner the green card....

It just sucks really.


PARAGUAY: Sucks even worse. Latin America is a dumpster. All of it. we need to get out. ASAP

 

Yeah I assumed that they would make it difficult to marry into citizenship.

So, what's it like being unemployed in Uruguay? I mean how do you survive? Are there government programs that provide food or unemployment pay or anything? I only ask because I currently find myself unemployed in the US and it's a bit tough to stay afloat.

 

It's like tasting chewing gum, only this one is made of SHIT.

Since I worked for more than one year, I receive a decreasing percentage of what used to be my salary during six months. That also covers my healthcare. After that, I'm buck naked...

I'm even trying out prostitution of myself and my Economics BA by applying for secretarial positions, but even that is a NO GO.

So, here I am, waiting....

 

Why dont you get into politics? shouldn't be too hard down there, they just elected a crazy geezer for prez...

Dunno, how much would you make in government? legit I mean, no shaddy business.

 

Yeah, I could do that. Government people make A LOT of money.l But you need contacts for that, and money to finance you, and to be honest, I would like to be part of the solution, not the problem.

The fact that to my country's standards I am a skinny womanish version of Hitler (right and left are WAY TOO distorted here) does not help either...

 

Ideological fundamentalism is overblown everywhere right now: I been called a fascist by leftards and a hippie treehugger by neocons. Being a moderate means you'll get attacked by both sides.

Just look at europe: they got a serious problem with growing fundamentalist islam yet they deny everything saying doing something about it would be islamophobic.

And what happens? that people get tired of it and start going to the right-wing, which doesnt have a problem with fundamentalism islam but with ALL of it, so when the shit hits the fan the angry mobs wont be going around asking questions, they will kill the bad and the good alike, like in italy.

Anyways, AFAIK the left in south america is having a good time thanks to overblown commodity prices. Just wait 'till food prices go down again and you'll see your government going through the same situation chavez has right now.

 

SPAM:

Made a Sonic the Hedgehog sound board for iPhone. Charging a dollar for it, might be a little illegal but just trying to fund my travelling.

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=352258273&mt=8

 

Hey guys, if anyone has someone you know traveling to URUGUAY or sth like that, make sure they check this out...

Many thanks

http://www.localyte.com/services/33...--Natalias-Travel-Service?&sort=&publicView=1

 

what? there's all kinds of semi legal info on this site but the simple discussion of piracy isn't allowed? i'm pretty sure most of the stuff in the user marketplace isn't allowed to be sold let alone leave some some company's premises.

meh could've been a fun topic.

*i hate how shitty copyright laws prevent us from talking about VIDEO GAME CONSOLE SECURITY. wanna hop on a white supremicist board and talk about killing everything that moves in explicit deitail? go ahead. but VIDEO GAME CONSOLE SECURITY!? THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!!


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Here we go again...

All right… It's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all Rush mix tape. Let's rock!

 

Speaking of being a slow night, I have always wondered this, does assemblergames have an established IRC channel?