You guys have got to read this: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3727850 I haven't laughed so hard in years.
What sort of idiot uses a pee bottle anyway? Just take a piss. Plus what idiot can't take a. Dump with a stiffy? That story has got to be bull or that guy really is a top class dumb fuck. Yakumo
Damn, I was reading this while sitting on the backseat in one of our customers car. You probably can't imagine of how I had to suppress the inner laughing which almost bursted me :lol:
Sounds so fucked up, it could be true. Search the internet for: "Can you believe it, a guy shat into my bathtub and he had a hard-on"
Unfortunately, I am a regular visitor of that site and forum. And a lot of people aren't the brightest tools in the shed when it comes to anything but bodybuilding or getting laid. A hilarious read nontheless!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: BEST laugh I've had in days :lol::lol::lol: Man, that's unbelievable!!!!!!!
Holy shit, I almost crapped my pants laughing at that! I'm starting to believe there has to be some truth in that story, I mean, not everyone can come up with a story like that:lol:
Oh, man... That's nasty. I can't believe he drew pictures of it! The worst part about it is that he could have just finished his business sitting down.
I don't believe this crap at all! However this reminds me of a schoolmate girl I once had, who had the tendency to draw the same type of pictures while we were in class...
Dunno if the story is true but it's not impossible. It's not that you cant take a piss and a dump simultaneously, if you pee with a stiffy then you'll get it all over the place, and to start peeing you have to relax your muscles, so if you are almost shitting yourself then as you relax your muscles to start peeing you'll shit yourself as well awesome thread