The worst date ever

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  1. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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  2. GodofHardcore

    GodofHardcore Paragon of the Forum *

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    That was the greatest bullshit tale I have ever read.
     
  3. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    What sort of idiot uses a pee bottle anyway? Just take a piss. Plus what idiot can't take a. Dump with a stiffy? That story has got to be bull or that guy really is a top class dumb fuck.

    Yakumo
     
  4. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    I read this months ago. Laughed my ass off.
     
  5. sayin999

    sayin999 Officer at Arms

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    Can't be real, and if it is how the hell can he not piss and shit sitting down.
     
  6. Tatsujin

    Tatsujin Officer at Arms

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    Damn, I was reading this while sitting on the backseat in one of our customers car. You probably can't imagine of how I had to suppress the inner laughing which almost bursted me :lol:
     
  7. alphagamer

    alphagamer What is this? *BRRZZ*.. Ouch!

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    Sounds so fucked up, it could be true.

    Search the internet for: "Can you believe it, a guy shat into my bathtub and he had a hard-on" :p
     
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    Tatsujin Officer at Arms

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  9. Vosse

    Vosse Well Known Member

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    Unfortunately, I am a regular visitor of that site and forum.
    And a lot of people aren't the brightest tools in the shed when it comes to anything but bodybuilding or getting laid.


    A hilarious read nontheless!
     
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  10. Tchoin

    Tchoin Site Patron

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    BEST laugh I've had in days :lol::lol::lol:

    Man, that's unbelievable!!!!!!!
     
  11. Treamcaster

    Treamcaster Intrepid Member

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    EWW! Those images should be censored!
     
  12. K-Panggg

    K-Panggg Familiar Face

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    I don't believe it.

    It's full of shit. Literally
     
  13. z_killemall

    z_killemall Familiar Face

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    Holy shit, I almost crapped my pants laughing at that!

    I'm starting to believe there has to be some truth in that story, I mean, not everyone can come up with a story like that:lol:
     
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    K-Panggg Familiar Face

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    It's like the movie "Along Came Polly" with more shit and an erect penis added to the bathroom scene
     
  15. bob

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    I was lmfao at that it is so freakin funny
     
  16. port187

    port187 Serial Chiller

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    I hope you were not out on a date :thumbsup:
     
  17. Eviltaco64

    Eviltaco64 or your money back

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    Oh, man... That's nasty. I can't believe he drew pictures of it!

    The worst part about it is that he could have just finished his business sitting down.
     
  18. Treamcaster

    Treamcaster Intrepid Member

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    I don't believe this crap at all! However this reminds me of a schoolmate girl I once had, who had the tendency to draw the same type of pictures while we were in class...:rolleyes:
     
  19. Codeman

    Codeman GasPanic bouncer

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    Dunno if the story is true but it's not impossible.

    It's not that you cant take a piss and a dump simultaneously, if you pee with a stiffy then you'll get it all over the place, and to start peeing you have to relax your muscles, so if you are almost shitting yourself then as you relax your muscles to start peeing you'll shit yourself as well

    awesome thread
     
  20. madhatter256

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    Looks like 4chan stick-comic memes..... lol @ gif
     
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