Things you can only say at Christmas

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  1. retro

    retro Resigned from mod duty 15 March 2018

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    1: I prefer breasts to legs.

    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

    4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

    5: I've never seen a better spread!

    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

    7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10: Don't play with your meat!

    11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

    12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

    14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15: How long will it take after you put it in?

    16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

    18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

    19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

    20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
     
  2. Mr. Casual

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    What? Shouldn't it be Thanksgiving?
     
  3. Alchy

    Alchy Illustrious Member

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    Where does thanksgiving occur? And where does retro live?
     
  4. Mr. Casual

    Mr. Casual Champion of the Forum

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    Nevermind. But his thread title sounded kinda all encompassing.

    I guess for Americans its Things you can only say at Christmas and Thanksgiving.
     
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  5. oldengineer

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    Wow, a question I can actually answer...He lives about 15 miles away from me!!! :110:

    *oe waves at retro*
     
  6. port187

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    Funny stuff :p

    Another thing you can only say at christmas: merry christmas! :)

    Not funny but still.. can only be said at christmas as well lol
     
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    i need to take a shower...
     
  8. PhreQuencYViii

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    I use that one all the time, why does it need to be Xmas?:katamari:
     
  9. retro

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    Lol! coo-ie!

    port187, today my friend drove around shouting HAPPY EASTER! at random people he didn't know ;-) hehehe!

    Mr. C - yeah, we don't have Thanksgiving in the UK so it could count for then, sure. Turkey is the Christmas bird for us... I know not all Americans go for Christmas in such a big way as us, or indeed choose turkey for their Christmas dinner ;-)

    HOWEVER....

    17 refers to Christmas crackers (again something not so popular over there). Unless you have them at Thanksgiving, I guess you could say this point is what differentiates it as Christmas only ;-) Also, are nuts traditional on Thanksgiving? I wouldn't know. Here the supermarkets are full of nuts around Christmas. They leave it until Christmas Eve to do their food shopping ;-) haha
     
  10. port187

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    I did the same at work before leaving.. but the worst part is still to come.. best whises for at least 2 weeks after newyears to everybody you see.. pff such a waste of time :-( yeah i'm related to scrooge damn holidays :thumbsup:
     
  11. Taucias

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    Hilarious, thanks!
     
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