This is children writing all about the sea...enjoy!

This is children writing all about the sea...enjoy!

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you,
you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like EmilyRichardson.
She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billie age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.
Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.
My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick,
my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think
what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock.
They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into
chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they
have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she
won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)


Any better on the colour front ;-)

 

You might want to change the font colour

 

"11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they
have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)"

rofl

 

sounds just like the kind of things my kids come out with,

slightly off topic, but i taught my 3yr old how to tell my best friend hes a dirty drunken gay in sign language (he is actually gay, and also a bit dirty, and quite often drunk!) but he had no idea what she was saying (a neiter does she), only trouble is every time she see's him she keeps signing to him, think im going to get caught out soon, but it was worth it!

 

This has a WDK rant written ALL over it.:lol:

 

WDK rant? i dont get it...

 

You soon will.

 

now im intrigued!

 

God, please no.

 

Listen Cowboy hero Shane, why don´t you shut up ? I DO have other things to think off, than the socalled provocations from your side of the world. So why don´t don´t ride out in the sunset, with one of your mates, and play Brokeback Mountain. Since I don´t think I have the time to always go after people.

diddydonn: don´t worry at all. It is just Shanes little "fun" he has when he thinks he can provoke me. It is like he thinks I always go after people who has a little gay bashing every now and then. But it looks like chubby boy doesn´t know crap, from humour to the opposite.

 

So the appropriate response to Casual's taunt is to call him fat and homosexual? You really do amaze me sometimes.

 

wish id never said anything now

<hides in the corner>

just to clarify i wasnt gaybashing or anything like that (or insuling deaf people by using sign language), as i said my best friend who ive known for over 10 years is gay, i actually saw him this afternoon, and came clean with it, he thought it was hilarious, now ive just got to stop my daughter from signing to him all the time!

now ill just shut up and not mention it ever again, as i seem to have un-intentionally caused a argument here

 

I could also write instead, that Shane should stop trying to provoke me ?

And well that does also feel like a good thing, instead of offending gay people. Since it is like , I should even PMing him , and asking him to stop ?

Since I am tired of defending, and offending. That is why I didn´t respond to diddydonn, and well. I am fat myself, so it isn´t the thin versus the fat one. I could also call Shane a big fat fuck ?

Anyway, I am done defending or offending gays, or offending Shane. But what if I began digging why, nobody should know your real name ?
And why you doubted some sources long ago Alchy , so we would be back to the old me ? where I flamed like a hellfire, for the sinners and those who was going that way ?

I don´t see any cool idea about that.

So without offending anyone. Then I will say this Mr. Casual, do you want this forum to be the worst forum ever, because you provoking me, and I bate on your hook all the time. Untill it get so ugly, that not even you will like it ?

Or you writing about me, on flamewarriors forum again ? because I became mad as a bull who is getting his balls kicked ?

Mr. Casual cut the crap, and stop provoking me.

I know, you weren´t at all. So as I said clearly, don´t worry.

 

Yeah, I too, am in awe. WDK said a homophobic statement.

It must be a sign of the apocalypse!:noooo:

EDIT:

All right, sheesh. You know though, I was halfway serious with what I posted. I know that whenever someone says the G word, you always come in there and type a long ass paragraph about it, be it negative or positive.

 

Not really. I in reality laughed of the statement, diddydonn wrote, because I had a feeling, He only did it in jest. To his daughter.

But you on the other hand , is always trying to get a comment from me, and you got your satisfaction. So shall we stop out fucking years old forum war too ? or shall we make it even further extreme to all the forum members here ?

Since I don´t think any of the other forum members would like it, heck I think they would put at least me on ignore. Because of my furious angry, and extreme comments to you.

And yes I made a homophobic statement, but do you know what ? I have even shouted a word we have for spastic handicapped people here. At people who weren´t spastic handicapped, and the real bad part was. That I sat next to a spastic handicapped, and I said I am sorry, right after I had shouted the word to the person. And the mate I had, he said "no worries, I think he is a jerk too!".

So Shane S. Shall we stop our little war, or do you really want more irritating floodings of extremeties running out of my mouth in text ?

And well, I even think a black person, if he was pissed enough on another black person. He would call them a nigger in anger. Ok ?

 

Thats pretty commonplace. At least from what I've seen on Comicview on BET.

Anyways, all right, I'll try to restrain myself from pushing anyones buttons.

 

At least you got a killer nickname!

 

Honestly, I haven't mentioned that since it was a PM and the P stands for private, but since you've brought it up it's pretty fucking funny. My name is Lyall (it's not that big of a deal, since you're pushing, although typically I'm happier anonymous), you did a google search for that and decided I was a girl. You then tried to hit on me via PM, sending me about 4 of them in the space of an hour while I was out at work or somewhere. I was in hysterics, I mean if that's how you react to women in the real world you must be a real smooth operator. I told you to fuck off, as my gender should be irrelevant anyway, and amusingly, you seem to have taken this to mean I'm a murderer or something: absolutely classic WDK logic. Let's drop it though, eh? It's not making you look good.

At the risk of dragging all that crap up again, I objected to you posting sources that were in Danish because I can't read them. Since apparently the reasoning behind this being an issue isn't obvious to you, you may take it as given that I like to be able to read evidence that is being presented to me. This is fairly common - in fact, outside of yourself I can't remember anyone ever offering me proof of something in a language they know I don't speak. It's a slightly crazy thing to do.

 

How do you play that?

 

Alchy: shall we drop it ?

Since just because my sources weren´t in Esparanto , or for that matter an English source , then it doesn´t mean they weren´t true.
And me hitting on you ? naah , I knew you were male, I was provoking back then. And second of all Danmark Radio is one of the most credible sources of news , even if it is in Danish. Oh yeah, the little episode about what Jens Rohde told the truth or not is really where you can doubt me.

Well, I am not going to explain that.


So let us get back to the subject in the thread, ok ? Since the writings about the sea were funny.