Titanic 2: Mermaid Saviors

I shit you not

 

All actors seeking consideration must reply to this post with

1.) a headshot
2.) a few paragraphs pn why they are qualified for MERMAID SAVIOURS


MY ANSWERS



1.)


2.)I am half fish.

 

This has got to be a joke or the most stupid idea ever for a movie

 

Sounds great! ^_^

 

This was a skit at the MTV movie awards the year Titanic came out...

 

1)

2) I'm already a mermaid.

 

1)
2) I can hold my breath for ten minutes!