Tungsten E2 $50 - Hallelujah, CHECK IT OUT! (USA)

Hello folks out there in Assemberland! Today is a very special day, because today you all have the opportunity to procure for yourself the incredibly fabulous Palm Tungsten E2 personal organizer. This sleek metallic and incredibly awesome organizer is small, lightweight, just totally awesome looking, and is quite possibly the most incredible personal organizer thing ever made, even better than the Palm m515.

"Holy fucking shit!" you may be saying out loud to the computer screen. "That thing is better than the Palm m515? Bullshit man, you cannot top perfection." Yes I know it's hard to believe, but it is true my friends, true that this Tungsten E2 kicks some serious Bootay. Look at these specs, holy shitcovered crap nuggets of redundancy, this thing is powerful!

Not only is this awesome super cool looking palm pilot powerful enough to blow your mind, but it's also full of incredible ninja asskicking powers of extraordinary magnitude. This one time when I was fighting these drug dealers one of the bastards got the drop on me and shot me with a .44 caliber dum-dum bullet. I thought I was a gonner, but lo and behold, the Tungsten E2 STOPPED THE BULLET. Later after I killed them all I took the Tungsten E2 out of my pocket, and there was not a scratch on it. That's right folks, not only will you be rich, powerful, and get lots of chicks with this machine, you'll also turn into an unstoppable asskicking funkmaster ninja human tornado of bad-assery. The Tungsten E2 makes the weak strong, the poor rich, and plus it has bluetooth. And a calculator.


Even Starscream knows this Palm Pilot kicks ass!

In fact, check out all this bad ass fucking software that comes with this thing, and let thy mind be blown:

Documents to go
Expense (Do your expenses)
Media viewer (look at videos/pics)
Calendar (Find out what goddamn day it is)
Dialer (Dial a telephone numer. Dammit! Buy NOW!)
Realplayer (Listen to music)
Tealpaint (Draw stuff)
Web browser (Look at midget porn. Oh, and like teh internets)
Taskmanager (Organize your fucked up life)
Stickman (you're a stick man and you have to deflect a ball. Simple but very addictive, and oh yeah, FUN SHIT!)

"Holy jumping leaping hopping bounding lizard monkey Jesus on a pogo stick!" You may be saying. "Dude Hawanja, what the hell are you waiting for! Shit man let me buy that right now!" Not yet my friends, not yet. Not only do you get the totally awesome and super cool Tungsten E2 palm pilot of extraordinary magnitude, I'll also throw in this wireless keyboard. Check it out.

At first glance it looks like just a normal keyboard...but then....




HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO IT!


Starscream is impressed.


IT TRANSFORMED! That's right folks, this is one of those ultra super secret cool fold-away transformable keyboards. Is it made from back engineered cybertronian transformable technology? Who knows... but what I do know is that the Tungsten E2 coupled with this keyboard = an unstoppable bad ass machine of awesomeness. Women will faint when you walk by and strip off all their clothes you'll be so awesome.

But wait before you hit that paypal button, there's MORE! MORE I SAY! Not only do you get the devine asskicking Tungsten E2 and it's super secret and ultra cool wireless folding keyboard companion, you also get this totally stylin case logic case thing to put them both in. Check it out:



Looks cool you say? Check this out:



Holy crap nuggets and other things that are holy and covered in crap! IT FUCKING OPENS! Damn right people. There's even a little plastic caddy that the Palm pilot can hang out in. Why am I selling this? I must be out of my mind!

So to sum up this super cool and totally awesome package of awesomery, you get:

The Tungsten E2 palm pilot
The Palm one wireless keyboard, with AAA batteries included!
Tungsten E2 installation CD
AC adapter to charge the damn thing
A little shammy-thing to clean off the screen.

You will need one of these in order to sync up to your system. Since they're only .99 cents on Ebay you can get your own. I had one but I had to use it to fight off some goblins that were trying to steal my palm pilot. Fucking Goblins.

All of this for the low low low low low price of $50 USD, plus shipping. Why so low? I know you must be saying "Wow Hawanja, you are crazy! Let me give you at least $5,000 for this man, please!" No, no, it's not about the money for me. It's about spreading the message of the Tungsten E2 so everyone else can see how awesome it is. Thanks to this little machine I've grown up, become a man, gotten a great job, had sex with a bunch of really hot supermodels, and fullfilled my every life long fantasy. My only regret is that there is not a Tungsten E2 for every man, woman, and child on Earth so that we may finally enter that long foretold golden age where everyone is happy, healthy, and there is no more sickness, death or war. Think if it my friends.... world peace and prosperity, one palm pilot at a time.

Yes my friends, with this Tungsten E2 you will be farting through silk. I know I said that last time, but this time it's for real.

 

A lot of the later Palms (E2, T5, Treo 650...) seem to been built by low paid workers who have 2nd jobs and build the palms in there spare time with bits from the untested ics bin. A lot were rubbish, I gave up on a T5 as the digitiser kept failing even replacing the thing twice.

Back on topic, a lot of E2s and T5s are plagued by digitiser issues where certain areas of the screen just don't work, you can test this by going into note pad, creating a new note, selecting the thinest pen size and running the stylus across the screen as if you are scribbling slowly, if all the screen is coloured in and you can select all the corners of the graffiti pad and enter text via graffiti without issues then let me know.

 

As per your instructions I tested the screen on notepad. I am able to write on all areas of the screen, there are no instances of drop out or dead areas. I checked the graffiti functionality on the memo pad, everything works like a charm.

 

Best. Sales. Pitch. Ever.

 

Sent you a PM.

 

Christ on a cracker, I can't stop laughing!

 

i appreciate the effort that went into the sales pitch

 

As do I, but as soon as I heard it had Realplayer... all of the badassery just flew out the window!
:flamethrower:RP

 

FYI this is on Ebay now if anyone wants it:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230548337263

 

I already have one