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Discussion in 'The ASSEMblergames Marketplace' started by ASSEMbler, Apr 15, 2010.

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  1. ASSEMbler

    ASSEMbler Administrator Staff Member

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    I'm selling off some things I don't use anymore.
    I prefer trade and cash, but 100% trade is not out of
    the question. I am looking for AES games or
    turbo duo / games.

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    Optimus Maximus Keyboard in black. Works perfectly. $1000 plus shipping if
    outside the US. The ultimate keyboard ever made.

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    Holzkontor keyboard - made from one single piece of rare wood, each key is from the same piece with matching wood grain. Handmade by Maybach
    woodmaker in germany, originally $2000. Comes with silver brush to clean the keyboard. Very exclusive, perhaps 50 made as this is a made-to-order
    item. $900 and shipping if outside the U.S.
     
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  2. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    That's an expensive box for $1000.
     
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  3. liquitt

    liquitt Site Soldier

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    you'e the first guy i know owning an optimus keyboard. i thought nobody would ever buy that thing... :D
     
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    I would have bought it, but alas I didn't win the lottery. It's still an awesome idea.

    Say Assembler, do you have picture of the actual keyboard for us nerds and geeks?

    Or: That's one expensive cardboard box. ;)
     
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  5. Trenton_net

    Trenton_net AKA SUPERCOM32

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    Those are the most ridiculous keyboards! I wish I could afford them.
     
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  6. alphagamer

    alphagamer What is this? *BRRZZ*.. Ouch!

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    The wooden keyboard is totally rad!
     
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  7. beretta85

    beretta85 Peppy Member

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    That wooden keyboard is painfully sexy
     
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  8. alecjahn

    alecjahn Site Soldier

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    What'd you do, read that article somewhere of "Most Expensive Keyboards" and then go "Yeah, that's ME." and buy them all?
     
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    phate Enthusiastic Member

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    I'd kill for that Optimus (just say a name :033:)... but I don't have the cash :DOH:
     
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    mooseblaster Bleep. Site Supporter 2012, 2014

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    I agree with Jamtex? $1000 and no pictures of the actual keyboard? :p
     
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    JamesMichael Light Hearted Drunk

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    Everything you want to know about the keyboard can be found out here

    http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/

    Just to note what Assembler is pricing for the keyboard is a really good price. Well under the actual price so if anyone on here has been wanting one nows your time.
     
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  12. ASSEMbler

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    If someone was serious about buying it and sent me a PM I would send them pics.
     
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  13. ASSEMbler

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    I like quality, you get what you pay for.
     
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    The guy runs a site about rare and obscure (and often very expensive) video games. I'm sure he's got some money kicking around to buy nice things. You can't say you don't really like at least one of those keyboards, if not both.

    Both of those keyboards are AWESOME man...I really don't see it as redundant at all, either. The wooden one is a beautiful piece of art, while the optimus is the ultimate in technology.

    They're both very expensive items, so it may take a while to sell, but the eoptimus is a no-brainer for anybody with the cash, and anybody into the wooden art one is going to understand just why it's so expensive (and will likely save their pennies up to get it)

    Hang in there, you'll get somebody!
     
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  15. alecjahn

    alecjahn Site Soldier

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    Hey, now. I was just giving him a hard time.

    I'm curious whethere keyboards of this 'calibur' have any shortcomings in ergonomics, key stroke feel, etc.?
     
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  16. ASSEMbler

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    Buy it and experience it hands on!
     
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  17. alecjahn

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    Mega pun!
     
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