What I Learned from games...

.......is that:

-Hedgehogs can ride bikes

-Spies and SpecOps like to start long, kinda boring conversations full of plot points.

-Massive spaceships can jump into hyperspace just like that, but move at like 5MPH on regular space.

-I've to do a barrel roll.

-Scientists in new mexico can kick the shit out of any marine, but wont say a word about it (it fact not any word at all).

-You can spend your entire life searching for the same master sword again and again.

-Cakes are lies, including birthday ones.

-Girls have massive boobs, that will spin out of control with even the slightest movement.

-I can do stuff and it will be For Great Justice.

-Worms are dangerous when wearing space suits.

-If you want to score some kickass shrooms ask an italian plumber.

-I'll get paid after jumping through buildings with my car.

-You can hit a baseball with a remote control.

-Never, EVER get close to a katamari.



And thats all for now.

 

I see something you haven't learned; how to be funny.

 

I lol'd

ninja edit: lol was not at not at OP

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Give that man 1 internet :lol:

 

That risking your life to save a women is likely to get you no more then a kiss on the cheek.

 

well i learned proper english thru video games, and obtained an interest in algorithms and systematical problem analysis - which i found very useful as a lawyer.

 

This reminds me of the grand list of RPG cliches.

http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html

They really should think about changing the title to the grand list of JRPG cliches. So so many of them aren't applicable to WRPGs, like Morrowind and Oblivion.

 

Mate, you rock

 

:clap: Ouch! That must have hurt! OH:

 

:lol::lol::lol:

The biggest thing you can learn from videogames is that you can jump the double of your height easily, you're just not trying hard enough.

 

Well I'm gonna use the "british defence":

My humor is too refined for this forum

*runs around the park like benny hill*

 

I learnt from videogames that you can easily defy the laws of physics and jump while being in the water.

 

I learned how to prevent myself from over-correcting while steering from Mario Kart 64.

It saved my life Goddamnit.

 

What happened? you were going to flip over?

 

no there was a banana peel on the freeway

 

The biggest possibility at overcorrecting is that the car may flip-over, and that kinda ruins your day...

And what about someone throwing a turtle at him? that happened me once.

 

I learned that pizza restores my health.

 

Spies are all British and are always well reserved, even when set ablaze with a flamethrower.

"I do believe I'm on Fire."

 

Kicking turtles is a lot funnier that I ever imagined.

If you're driving and you go a couple of inches away from the road for just a second get ready, your car will explode instantly (spontaneous combustion is way more common that what you thought).

You can recieve twenty shots and fully recover yourself with a first aid box.

A single guy can kill hundreds of people with his bare hands without receiving any damage.

Why you should bother you breaking a window to enter into an abandoned house if you can spend days searching for a loose brick in the wall, take it and put your hand inside, take a key to enter to the basement, use a club to fix the broken step in the stairs (even when you could just avoid it) and blow a door with a box of explosives that you carried for days with no apparent reason to enter the same room? (And later going out of it breaking the window)