What`s your car?

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  1. virtual alan

    virtual alan Officer at Arms

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    AUDI
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

    BMW
    Bought My Wife

    BUICK
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

    CHEVROLET
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

    DODGE
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

    FIAT
    Fix It All the Time

    FORD
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill

    GM
    General Maintenance

    GMC
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?

    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again

    HYUNDAI
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    OLDSMOBILE
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

    SAAB
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW
    Virtually Worthless


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  2. AntiPasta

    AntiPasta Guest

    Gonna spend the next 2 class hours thinking about an acronym for DeLorean :smt042
     
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  3. Alien Workshop

    Alien Workshop Site Soldier

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    FORD
    Found On Roadside Dead
     
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  4. Mr. Casual

    Mr. Casual Champion of the Forum

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    fix it again, tony.
     
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  5. Survival Tobita

    Survival Tobita Guest

    Pontiac -

    Poor old nutjob thinks it's a Cadillac.
     
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  6. madhatter256

    madhatter256 Illustrious Member

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    Been beaten to it.

    KIA

    Koreans Imitating Automobiles.

    NISSAN

    No It Shouldn't Screech At Neutral.
     
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  7. sayin999

    sayin999 Officer at Arms

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    Mistubishi
    Lancer Evo 7

    Nissan
    skyline gtr
    datsun 510(forgot what its orginal japanese name was)
     
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  8. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    When I was at school 10 years ago or longer :smt022 we called a BMW a Black Man's Willy.

    Yakumo
     
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  9. Purge

    Purge Guest

    1992 Ford Aerostar! With it constantly making weird noises in the power steering, the doors falling off, the thing rusting to death, non working air bags and no working air or heat or radio or turn signal! Oddly... Im not dead yet...
     
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  10. WolverineDK

    WolverineDK music lover

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    hey mate do you want to have a beer with me and we can cry like two sad gits who wants to get back to school ? :smt022 :) :drinkers:
     
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