WW3 is among us..... a prediction from yours truly.

Wake up children :smt015 :smt022 . Gather around because I have a vision on how WW3 will start.:smt017 :smt043 I'll make this as short as possible.
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Ok. Around April 2005. The situation in Iraq does get better. However, an islamic extremest group doesn't like that. This islamic group is from Iran with some people in Jordan and Syria but most of their men are in Iran and they have some connections with the government. They take either A)lots of conventional bombs or B) a small uranium isotope. They use that bomb and completely devestate Baghdad, Fallujah, and another city in northern Iraq. The government gets pissed, the terrorist group from Iran (originally) claims responsibility. Iraq gets pissed and asks Syria, Jordan, and Iran to hand over all of the guys. Iraq even gets permission from the UN but Syria, Jordan, and Iran do not cooperate and the UN doesn't help further than that. So, Iraq decides to completely tighten up security around all of its borders where Syria, Jordan, and Iran lie. Iran doesn't like this so they also close up their borders between them and Iraq. Some of the terrorist guys get into the Iran military and let some "citizens" pass their border to go to Iraq. When those "citizens" get there around the same time at most of the major check points. They all blow up. Iraq gets pissed and does what Israel does, they build a wall, a fence but still a wall between Iran and them. Being that they are muslim and they did what a Jewish nation did, Iran decides to tear thru the fence and their excuse is that (in lamens terms) "It is bad enough they have been influenced by America, but it is worse that they do what Jewish people do". (this is based upon the fact that muslims hates jews). Iraq sees that as pure invasion on Iran's part so they start fighting and then call in the USA to help as well as UK and other nations, except Philipines because they are wimps. So the fight between Iran and Iraq grows and grows that Syria, Jordan, and Saudi Arabia (one of the royal family members, the smart one, dies so the whole gov. is shit) sides with Iran and get in the fight. May 2005. Draft in the USA is reinstated and UK starts doing the same too. The USA calls this The Fight for Iraq. So countries like France and Russia join in on it because they want to look like they care and they basically do, so our friendship between both of them regrows some. Now. June2005 North Korea notices that everyone is focused on Iraq so as stupid as they are "accidentally" launch a missile into Seoul destroying a building full of..... innocent children :smt022 . South Korea gets pissed and Japan and China help S. Korea out. N. Korea is worried so they send their troops thru the border. Big bloody battle between the three of them commences. This is mentioned on the news. USA pokes its head up from Iraq and sees whats going on so he calls for more people to go to N. Korea to shut that country up for good. July 2005, around July 4th. Nuke goes off in Kashmir no-one knows who its from. India blames pakistan, pakistan blames india. India does the first move. India and Pakistan are at it. Very good jungle filled with exotic animals die. Some species go extinct here and there but the tiget and elephant remain "phew" says Tony the Tiger and so does Baloo. Indonesia gets involved with the Kashmir war and they are on Pakistan's side. India decides to openly send a nuke to a small city in Pakistan in the middle of nowhere. Pakistan sends a nuke to a small city... outside of New Dehli. No more nukes after that. Iran decides to set off a nuke since thats the new craze. US sends a more devestating one to... a small village.... filled with lots of farms so Iran's food supply is cut in half. North Korea sends off a nuke and hits north Tokyo. Japan sends two, one of them destroys 80% of N. Korea's capital, the other one goes to some other country side... probably farm. More fighting here and there. US troops are everywhere. I probably get sent to the Free Iraq fight and when my platoon of 8 men single handedly takes over a city with a knife and one bullet and I get shot 8 times in the chest and I STILL carry out my fallen comrade to safety. I put up a sign that says, "All your base are belong to us." That gets world wide attention. Pentagon creates new special force team and we get to chose the name PLUS carry out the first mission. We name it TIX which stands for "god knows what, it just sound cool" but I say that it stands for The Citizen's Fighters and they give me a wierd look. The mission thats given to. We are sent to the Korean fight. N. Korea now owns Seoul and most of the peninsula. We get sent there to assassinate Kim Jon Il (or whatever his name is, he's the president of N. Korea). While my buddies wait for the right moment. Intel tells us (the chip company, literally) that he's getting his hair cut. So we take camp across the street at the Days Inn and pose as Hollywood producers. The next day, he goes to get his hair cut. I, being the sniper, and my buddy, also a sniper, decide who is going to shoot him. I tell him I want to kill the barber for giving him bad haircuts but my buddy suggest i kill the main guy cuz he's the one who WANTS taht hair cut in the first place. I shrug my shoulders and shoot the leader and my buddy shoots the barber just for the heck of it. War is over in January 2006 PS3 is delayed for 4 years, I go home and 15 years later I get 3 letters in the mail. One from Iraq, N. Korea, and Japan. All of them are from women whom I impregnated. I find out I have 3 war babies and that I owe them lots of money in child support but once I found out how to convert their currency that they use to US dollars. I send them all $50 and wish them luck. My wife never finds out about, then I decide to run for senate, I win. I disband from the republican party and start The Citizens party. We garner up supporters and in 5 years. I get elected president.

The end. You can wake up now.

 

BTW. Assembler somehow ends up in my platoon. He gets killed and in his dying last words he says that I can keep all of hit stuff. i'm off to bed.

 

Someone's been swallowing and wallowing in bullshit propaganda, labelling, dehumanist and hate literature whole.
Considering the fucking rapists, sadists, paedphpiles, and lowlifes the US 'military' has proven itself
- http://www.pastpeak.com/archives/2004/07/post_1.htm -
with joyful glee in carrying out Rumsfeld's sexual intimidation program, if I were in Iraq now I'd blow the head off every fucking uniform I saw. Every single fucking one.
Reprimands? I would rip these fuckers apart. I would show them a a fucking reprimand. I'd want nothing more than to tear these bastards to shreds.
The GIs who tortured and raped while foce-feeding pork and alcohol , screaming 'Accept Jesus!'. These are not religious fanataics, faith-driven terrorists? The soldiers who are raised and taught to beleive Gentile children are animals, and the lives of Gentiles without a shred of value? 'Settlers' who gun down men and children alike in prayer and have their graves made into shrines for martyrs by their people? Not suicidal maniacal religionists? Not murderous religious psychopaths? Oh, but they are.

See what it's like to be dehumanized, conencted and labelled to the crimes of the few and the outcast, your lives devalued?

Got Fox? The labels you use, the terms you use, the exclusive attachment of the words terrorist and extremist you use, that shit reads like a fucking Sharon press statement. Sadly it also reads like the thoughts of the many and the blind.

Fucking pathetic.

 

Ehm madhatter256 i don't know what shit your on, but stop using it, you sound just like Bush only on steroids and with a hint of psychosis thrown in. :smt023

 

Quick! Someone pass me my tin-foil hat!

 

You forgot the part where Iceland invades Greenland because they are pissed that Greenland always looks the size of South America on the Mercator projection maps, while Iceland gets the shaft... :smt043

Whoa there, chill. First, you speak of propaganda, yet you seem to be trafficking in it pretty easily. I think that to judge a whole based on the actions of a few bad parts is at best poor logic, and at worst a way to try and villify an entire group when true statistics aren't in your favor. Sure, there are those in the Army that are sadistic and twisted, but that is the same in EVERY organization of any sort in EVERY nation in the world - it's not just a US thing.

And I guess I wasn't quite sure on the whole Gentile thing you mentioned, as most of America can be considered Gentile (non-Jewish)....

I can't believe I just defended the US armed forces..... :smt017

 

hey GSL:;-) i do not think that Iceland would go into war with the danes Greenland is a "part of denmark" exept for the fucking US base (Thule air base) where danish people got cancer of the neuclear weapons.

and Greenland is under the danish goverment well Greenland is called a part of Denmark (sorry i do not know the english word for it)
but the danish word for it when you translate it is home controll (hjemmestyre)

 

I actually thought the whole story was pretty funny in a tongue-in-cheek way. Chill down people, grab a beer or something and pray that my hand luggage gets through customs tomorrow :smt043

 

I got stopped at Customs on the way out of Japan. Had to empty out all my hand luggage and have everything checked.....all because I had my skecth pencils with me in a tin and they thoughts it was a bomb or something, lol.

They made me open up all my CD cases and all my game boxes and everything....took me forever to unpack and tehn repack it all after being checked......And then it happened again when I was in Frankfurt transfering to a plane to Scotland....

I won't be taking my pencils in that tin with me ever again :smt043

Sorry for the OT.

 

Whoa there, yourself. Clearly you didn't see that I was making a point - by asking in a sense of it made sense to villify all Americans, all Israelis, all whoever - for the actions of many of them - hardly a few- I was asking if it was right to label, accusem, condemn and associate the many with the crimes of a the few and the outcast as general opionion of general society, especially American society, sees it these days.

Read again:

Learn to read between the lines. Or at least what's there more carefully before you pronounce judgment and accuse.



Furthermore - the rape/torture/sodomization of young children - and this is all docum,ented by Congress findings - was not the actions of the few and the sadistic, so get that shit straight. THEY WERE DIRECT ORDERS FROPM SUPERIORS COMING ALL THE WAY FROM RUMSFELD SYSTEMATICALLY CARRIED OUT BY AMERICAN SOLDIERS IN IRAQ PRISONS. TEHSE WERE NOT ISOLATED ACTIONS OF THE FEW AND THE TWISTED/DERANGED/SICK, THIS WAS INSTITUTIONALIZED AND -GLEEFULLY FOLLOWED - POLICY.

Learn to see the difference.


As for American soldiers occupying Iraq; they are an unwanted occupying force that have proven themsleves infinitely worse than eveen Saddam's Ba'th reign of terror - it is an illegal occupation backed by an imperialist power, backed by an OFFICIAL policy of sexula terror and humiliation - with only economic goals and a twisted new-age version of Manifese Destiny as its concern, rounded off by neocon church fundamnetalists foaming at the mouth to see Babylon returned to them. Innocents have blatantly murdered, killed, mamed and raped. It is an occupation that needs to be removed and undermined, and one that I wopuld gladly fight against.

 

That may be true, but jest doesn't excuse using labels and prejdiced, ill-informed and generalizing statemenst - you are only helping Bush's propagnada war.

If you were going for tongue-in-chjeek nonm-pklitically-correct comnent, then do so for all parties; the Israeli settlers who gun down inniocents and occupy land illegally are extermists, no? So why thsi reluctancy to attach the word 'Jewish' to ' extremist' or even 'terrorist'? The Serbians who wiped out Bosnians through genocide in the name of ridding the Balkans of all but Christianity were terrorists and kilelrs, no? The US soldiers who forced Chrstianity upon prisoners through the sickest means were terrorists, no? So why thsi reluctance to atatch the word 'Christianity' to 'extermist' or 'terrorist'? The Hindu massacre in Gujarat was claimed to be faith-driven, to make an India for Hinduis only , no? So why do we not hear 'Hindu terror'? 'Hindu extremists'?

After all, the media - and you as well, clearly, madhatter - see fit to demonize and dehumanize one specific faith group by making the words 'terror', terrorist, extermist et al exclusive TO THEIR FAITH GROUP, TO ATTACH THE NAME OF THEIR FAITH TO THE ACTIOSN OF THE FEW AND THE OUTCAST AND CRIMINAL - so why not follow the same policy for all faiths? Why not label all Chrsitians , Jews, Hindus and label terror as 'Hindu terror', 'Jewish terror cells', 'Chrsitian terrorists', 'Bombs in the name of Jesus' and demonize their entire faith groups for the actions of a handful of miscreants? There are droves and droves of Chrsitians who absolutely despise Jews, so why don't you label all Chrsitians as hating Jews as you have labelled all Muslims hating them becasue of the few? Hell, why don't you show a little sign of using your intellect beyond what CNN spoon - feeds you by turning that round and claiming all Jews hate Muslims on the basis of Sabra and Shatila massacre, the murders by 'settlers',the psycho Rabbis who proclaim loudly in the synagogues that Palestinian lives are no lives, their Yithzak Rabbins publicly calling Muslims dogs and 100 Palestinian lives nowhere near the worth of one Jewish life? After all, we do it for the Ah-rabs, don't we?

Hell, why don't we label all fish as menaces because of JAWS and bomb the shit out of all of them?

You see how ridiculous it is? 'Humour' is no excuse.

 

Well ok.

AntiPasta is cool.
idRepublix is not cool for taking it too seriously and becoming a hypocrite liberal.
Overall, be cool.

 

Well what did you expect with such a story, that people wouldn't react ?

 

Define hypocrite liberal? I woukld never so much as consider myself a 'liberal' for the menaing it connontates, especially in the US. To be associated with the likes of Kerry alone ...


Your little story, as much of a joke as you may have seen it, was stock-full of hateful labels, generalizations and mockery.

Of course, it means nothing to you, as you couldn't give a damn not being part of a group or race that is ocnstantly villified and atatched wholesale to 'terror' and 'extermism', just as the good white folk back in the 40's couldn'r care less about humour that demonized and dehumanized 'them Nips' because they simply were not part of the race whose righst were being trampled on, becasue they were not the Japanese who were being interned, their land stolen, theior families broken up, their entire race villified and associated with all evil.

Ask yourself how it would feel if whatever group you belong to is wholesale - villified , dehumanized and associated with the terrible actions of the few, so much so that this villification becomes second nature and even extendes into 'humour'.

 

Propaganda war?? Listen, WW3 is inevitable because a whole bunch of out of date countries are quickly modernizing and of course that brings up wars, lots of them. WW2 was a war that forced many nations to modernize, thats why the Modern Age began after WW2, thats what the history text books tell you. Middle East is a tiking time bomb and none of this would've happened if Germany didn't kill 6million Jews but you probably don't believe that, do you?

Religions suck, don't they? Oh well, theres more good of them then there are of bad.

KKK is a Christian terrorist group.
Sons of David is a Jewish terrorist group.
They are all fundamentalist and believe that their imaginary friend is better than the other group's imaginary friend. The reason we don't hear about them is that, well they haven't done anything as big as the Islamic terrorists have. It looks like its the Christians against muslims but if you believe that, you're an idiot. Simple as that. Bush is an idiot for saying the word Crusades, too.

Why don't we kill all dogs because of the movie Kujo. The same with all the birds because the Hitchcock movie, The Birds. I mean shit..... :smt011

 

Only idiots reacted negatively to my story. But hey, I can't help it. Move along with you're life I guess.

 

I wasn't on anything. I wrote this up at 4am in the morning. :smt043

 

Just a warning - some people are going far too overboard with what was meant to be a rather humorous prediction, let's not take it too far or the topic will be locked. Not pointing fingers, just saying let's keep it above the belt, guys.