7 billion people and you: What's your number?

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  1. Jackhammer

    Jackhammer Peppy Member

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    The world's population is expected to hit seven billion in the next few weeks. After growing very slowly for most of human history, the number of people on Earth has more than doubled in the last 50 years. Where do you fit into this story of human life? Fill in your date of birth below to find out.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515


    My results...

    When you were born, you were the:
    3,682,083,384th person alive on Earth
    77,808,064,865th person to have lived since history began
     
  2. Consumed

    Consumed Fiery Member

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    Here's mine:

    When you were born, you were the:
    3,598,386,700th person alive on Earth
    77,676,525,942nd person to have lived since history began
     
  3. Johnny

    Johnny Gran Turismo Freak and Site Supporter 2013,2015

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    When you were born, you were the:
    4,525,803,337th person alive on Earth
    79,159,373,286th person to have lived since history began
     
  4. Cyantist

    Cyantist Site Supporter 2012,2013,2014,2015

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    When you were born, you were the:5,697,958,670th person alive on Earth 81,001,098,483rd person to have lived since history began
     
  5. LeGIt

    LeGIt I'm a cunt or so I'm told :P

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  6. _SD_

    _SD_ Resolute Member

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    4,401,810,349th person alive on Earth
    78,961,990,289th person to have lived since history began
     
  7. lucas93

    lucas93 Spirited Member

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    When I was born, I was the:
    5,532,915,538th person alive on Earth and the
    80,740,295,195th person to have lived since history began
     
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  8. K-Panggg

    K-Panggg Familiar Face

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    When you were born, you were the:
    4,863,464,169thperson alive on Earth
    79,686,296,448thperson to have lived since history began

    I say let's do some population control... 7 Billion is way to much
     
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  9. ave

    ave JAMMA compatible

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    That sounds wrong Lol. Are you suggesting a genocide? Or shall people just keep their pants on?

    What worries me a bit is that the uneducated layers of society are rapidly outgrowing the elite. At least in China education is (more or less) valued, but other countries like Africa are still stuck in the stone-age when it comes to that. Ubuntu doesn't help either.
     
  10. Elijah

    Elijah Intrepid Member

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    Many Africans (in fact, perhaps even most) do value education. I wouldn't make such a generalisation... just because they may not have access to it does not mean it's not valued.
     
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  11. Cyberghost

    Cyberghost Peppy Member

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    5,360,347,138th person alive on Earth
    80,460,195,756th person to have lived since history began

    Always had the feeling there were too many of us...
     
  12. K-Panggg

    K-Panggg Familiar Face

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    I meant this... Just start spaying people after they have the first child. You will find that usually, people with not much access to education and a good job are having more children than the more educated "elite"... This poses an economic problem, since the least productive layers of society are generating more children than the upper layers (I don't mean in terms of money, but in terms of wealth production... It's hardly the same thing), thus perpetuating in most cases a poor work ethics and the habit of having more children than they can support.

    That's what's happening in my country at least. People like me, who have a job and college studies tend to have 1 or 2 kids at most, while people who live off State wellfare tend to have 7 to 10 kids in order to collect more wellfare checks but don't go to school or have a productive job.

    So yeah, keep your pants on or you'll be spayed! (JK! I think sexual education is the best way to go to prevent this issue)


    Oh, and PS, Africa is not a country... It's a continent with some of the richest nations in the world (in terms of resources, albeit poor in terms of education and other social standards)
     
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  13. XerdoPwerko

    XerdoPwerko Galaxy Angel Fanatic Extreme - Mediocre collector.

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    When you were born, you were the:4,534,329,626thperson alive on Earth79,173,106,875thperson to have lived since history began.

    And I believe that as a species we are already thoroughly fucked.
     
  14. xdaniel

    xdaniel Robust Member

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    When you were born, you were the:
    5,003,861,399th person alive on Earth
    79,909,150,789th person to have lived since history began


    (Also...: "Did you know? People in your area have, on average, more than one mobile phone subscription per person."

    ...I know people like that, yeah.)
     
  15. sneakypeanut

    sneakypeanut Pika CHUUUUUU!!!

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    When you were born, you were the:
    5,491,090,650th
    person alive on Earth
    80,673,119,693rd
    person to have lived since history began

    ish
     
  16. CodeAsm

    CodeAsm ohci_write: Bad offset 30

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    ;-) are a few of us around the same age?
    can we reverse calculate this?

    When you were born, you were the:
    4,982,403,507th person alive on Earth
    79,875,454,386th person to have lived since history began
     
  17. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    When I was born, I was the:4,104,572,044th person alive on Earth
    78,485,162,210th person to have lived since history began.

    Whoopy-doo!
     
  18. BLUamnEsiac

    BLUamnEsiac ɐɹnɔsqO ʇᴉq-8

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    You are 29, male and living in the USA
    You were the 4,592,691,601st person
    Your country's population is 310,383,948
    Average life expectancy is 75.4 years
     
  19. Tchoin

    Tchoin Site Patron

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    Nice, that was interesting...

    My results:

     
  20. ave

    ave JAMMA compatible

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    Thanks, I am well aware of that, I just used the wrong expression :p
    Still, Africa is fucked up for the biggest part.
     
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