A-Hole threatens me for e-hitting on his girl

No, you heard wrong, what I suspect was actually said was "...dating younger girls when you're an old fart increases your life sentence..."

Why is it that young men assume that younger women remain as attractive to you as you grow older? When you get to a certain age you start to realise that those ''kids'' are the same age as your daughter, niece, grand-children.... whatever!

I can think of plenty of women who get more attractive (in all ways) as they get older. It's not long before you realise that at 30 years old a conversation with a 19 year old is like landing on an entirely different planet. Culturally, socially, mentally, economically, physically more important intellectually you are SO far from being 19.

You may think it makes you more sexually powerful, more virile and a bigger man capable of attracting a young women to you. When in reality you're probably decieving yourself. Dare I say it, they are probably decieving you too, such as the Anna Nicole Smith's of the world. If you have no respect for yourself, then fine! Knock yourself out!

However, you are only 26yrs old. Hardly an issue as yet, but frankly I'd still say go for someone more your own age, your own maturity and your own intellect. You don't need to follow advice, but you really should stop following the crowd or thinking there is a ''strategy''. Women are human beings not prey! You don't entrap them!

You keep saying ''all the douche bags end up with the girls''. If you want to analyse it, perhaps they SPEAK to girls and don't try to draw up plans and methods, flow charts and diagrams. Just GO and stop with all the uncertainties, nobody but nobody knows what the hell they are doing! The longer you think people have an inside plan you were born without the longer you'll be on your own.

Those douche bags are just being themselves - sadly - and it works primarily because they didn't compute the odds before asking!

If that 19 yr old is the one for you then go into that Chemist store march up to her and just say "I stalked you, I know where you work and your current boyfriend has threatened me, but he couldn't string a sentence together without going all "Hood" on me. If you'd prefer to be able to have a conversation as well as a good time, then let's go out, if not I'll leave you to your boyfriend - what does he do btw? Flip burgers or something?" That ought to do it - you'll either get a kiss or a brick through your window. One or the other.

 

Well since were talking about girls I will say this.

Dont let a physco girl move in with you,it will only turn to worse even if the sex was great.I sure alot of members on here can relate to that.


But yea talk to girls around your age,and dont try to hard just act yourself,trust me it does work.

 

Obivously.

Kevin Smith.......I met him....but that's the subject for another thread.

The Younger thing was on TMZ's TV show yesterday.

 

hmmm no wonder why I like women who are older than me

 

i just like women of any age, just dont tell my wife....

 

So, did she tell him that your penis is small? where does that argument come from?

 

He is probably thinking "I got da small penis, so dat must mean he gotta small penis".

Remember kids, physical age is no sign of mental age, generally if you are talking to women in clubs and bars then you're probably not going to get a heated discussion on the works and life of Francis Bacon...

 

Depends whether it's the bar attached to the modern art gallery or the train station toilet. Seriously, what I mean is you might want to try going out on a date with someone from your church. Socially you are already halfway their, you are more likely to be fairly local to one another, you will probably even come from the same schools, district, area and have similar ambitions, goals, moral standards etc.

You go online into a chatroom you will probably hook up with some bunny boiler who tapes your ass being beaten to a pulp and suddenly you are on YouTube or some damned US "You've been had" show. A few years later we'll be watching late night TV here on SkyTV and there you'll be! Whumped!

Go for what you know!

 

Yeah I trust no one. Sadly most of the girls at my church are taken or not interested.

I have met a few decent people through the interweb that I know in person and they're great. Just not GF material........becasue 1 is an over weight CHinese computer wiz who was a grad student at 18 and the other well........is Moby dick

 

Well spotted! :lol:

My advice is stay out of AIM. That seems to be where a lot of "funny" things happen for you.

 

Please edit his message to you (leaving in full correction marks) and then send it back to him with some sort of message suggesting that you know its not his best work...or that you won't accept it until its better.

Then again, I'm the sort of person who enjoys fucking with people.

 

lol, that reminds me of a very funny thing. That I once did (years ago on a DC hub). But anyway, I know it wasn´t the sweetest thing I did. But damn it was fun, so yeah I know how it is to "fuck" with people he he.

 

LOL! I like that idea!

 

I know not saying a word to him is pissing him off more than if I did any smart ass thing.

I'll see if he tries to come back and take it from there.

 

Hey, nothing wrong with that. I had a 19 year old gf when I was 26.

I wouldn't worry about this guy threatening you, unless for some reason he finds out where you live. But seriously, "e-hitting" on someone's chick is like the most pathetic thing ever to get jealous of.

If I was you, I'd challenge him to a fight, and then tell him you live in a town like 300 miles away, make him drive all the way out there and waste time and gas for nothing.

 

OH yeah I'm not in the least worried.

He knows the Town I live in though. or maybe not because he's like a friggin moron. hmmmmmmm we'll see

 

Yeah, if you really go for it someone from NASA might drive up in a nappy! ;-)

 

This opens up all kinds of creative things you can do. One not need to sink to violence in order to smite one's enemies. It's much better to use trickery to turn one's adversary into a chump.

I would challenge him repeatedly, then never show up, but always accuse him of not showing up.

You: "You didn't show up, you whimp!"

Him: "Dammit I was there! I'll kick your ass!"

You:"I'll rip your esaphegeous out with my toenails and squash your head like a bug, if your pathetic ass bothers to show up next time."

Him:" I'll fight you any time, any where man!"

You: " Alright I'll meet you outside the taco place at the mall at nine o'clock! Bring your undertaker, 'casue you're going down!"

-- Flake on him at the taco place. If you're really bored, hide in the bushes and videotape him looking around for you.---

Later, back on the internet:

You: "Look man, if you're too chickshit to face me-"

Him: " I was there man!"

ad infinitum, see how many times you can trick him into waiting for you. Maybe one time, order some pizzas for him where he's waiting, but make him pay for it.

 

The way GoH luck runs the guy will simply turn up on his doorstep with a pile of mates and beat seven bells out of him. My instinct, despite the guy in the photo looking like a dork is to actually just move on and forget about it lol