A-Hole threatens me for e-hitting on his girl

I could just get Seven mates I do have friends other than 16 year olds a few of them over 6 feet another one is Chinese who may have connections with a Triad Faction in Boston (not kiddin either)

 

oh oh, now he's in trouble

 

I'm speechless! This has gone from being a bit of teen/20something banter online to potentially involving the Chinese mafia. Hell, when did finding a girlfriend become so complicated?

OH:

 

:noooo:

I laughed my ass off when I read this. So did you really show her your penis, or did he make that up? Because if you did, then I can see why he would get mad.

I hate to sound like a pretentious asshat, but I think the fact that you don't have a girlfriend is a direct product of all your "internet action." Instead of whining about how you don't have a girlfriend on a forum dedicated to video games, then chatting it up on yahoo with 19 year old girls, maybe, JUST MAYBE, you should try finding a woman more your age in the real world. Believe it or not, not all of the good women out there are taken by "douche bags" as you would put it. Good looking single women that AREN'T whores are dime a dozen. You just have to get out there and actually talk. Like someone else put it, putting together elaborate plans isn't going to work. Most of the time good relationships spark from random conversation!

And if you're REALLY desperate, just find a fat chick... those are dime a dozen too. Not exactly my style, but it seems a lot of nerdy skinny guys these days are hooking up with fat girls.

 

While we are talking about big and voluptuous girls , my last internet girlfriend . was a lovely big woman.
Who I sadly only had over the internet (she lived in Minnesota) and she was a qaurter Dane. She was a lovely woman, and well I love all women. Size doesn´t matter. So GodofHardcore , go find a lovely big voluptuous woman. Since they are great , both in love and war.

 

Or like, you could get your dad onto him!

 

For the record YES I have looked out in the real world.......

that's another thread all together

 

dating service?

 

Real world + ruffies = :bedsex:

 

quoted for great justice. Seriously, e-drama with a girl 7 years younger than you? Her boyfriend? This is all very high school, and IMO you should be embarrassed about the situation rather than whining about it on a video game forum.

 

Originally Posted by Jamtex
I'm 32 and I'm seeing a 22 year old.

What? What? She is interesting, intelligent, can give me a decent game at Puyo Puyo, has a good rack, and is great company. :thumbsup:

If you live in the states then you'll fall over single fat girls, literally. :lol:

 

Yeah I am struggling to see what is wrong with a 32 year old dating a 22 year old? If is was 22 and 12, or 82 and 22 then I would be barfing in my breakfast, but at 22 years old you can be a pretty well rounded human being. It's certainly not illegal and frankly different people develop at different rates, so she could be on a completely equal footing.

I may be alone in this, but whilst in my 20's I was often attracted to women in their late 30's and early 40's.

<EDIT - re-reading this, my last comment seems to be a random statement like I am confessing a sin lol>

 

You guys are forgetting the legal aspect of this problem...

You see, none of you will ever hear me saying I'm gonna kill someone/you, cuz these days thats written proof of conspiracy to murder.

Too much for just rants in the 'net right? well, since the VTECH incident, and those idiots who almost bombed a hangar (but were busted cuz the dumbasses posted the entire plan on myspace) Judges and attorneys take this stuff seriously, specially if it's either a life threat or terrorism.

So basically, what my lawyer told me is "if someone tells you he's "going to kill you" over the internet, you may as well go to his/her home and kill the bastard".

I'm not joking, and the guy is a colleague of my dad. In other words GoH could kill this wigga and get away with it, simply becos it could be considered "in self defense".

BTW, for those who are about to ask me "Dude what are you doing that you actually need a lawyer?" Honestly nothing, but I did do some crazy stuff in the past, like this little fucker in grade school: we both got busted and when the principal came I fucking beat the shit outta the other guy's face right in front of him.

What I mean is that is better to know the law to see when and how is legal to just go berserk:lol:

 

What's the point of all this again?

 

In prison no one can hear you scream!

 

I'm not joking, a good lawyer can distort reality and make the jury believe anything.

Plus there's the judge part, and since the crazy guy at VTECH they're taking internet death threats as something serious enough to use it as a form of evidence.

 

because he is a male.

 

Killing him wouldn't do any good. there are Fates worse than death.

If you've seen Oldboy you can see the damage that can feasably be done to a person...........(I watched it last night.....still blown away)

 

So you're planning to kidnap him, keep him imprisoned for 15 years and then release him so he can have sex with his daughter?

After looking at his ugly face and his crappy-ass myspace account, you would actually be doing him a favour:lol:

Dude I'm talking about real legal implications, not movies! nothing you see in movies works in real life, like when I single-handedly saved the world from lame cyberterrorists using a small gun and a dumbass hacker, but instead of a medal, one of Bush's daughters gave me crabs!:-(

And do you even know how long is the sentence for illegally imprisoment of a man? or the fact that he could sue your ass for psychological distress?

 

No actually I was trying to say fucking with a person's head is worse than killing them, as seen in Oldboy only not to that extreme.

Really I just wanted to reference the most awesome movie ever somewhere.