Fun but the last part is too flawed even for a joke. "Kohji Nisino" (Koji Nishino) is still working on Pokeyman games btw, so yeah of course this is just a fiction: http://www.mobygames.com/developer/sheet/view/developerId,152373/.
It's creepy pasta originally posted on the /x/ board of 4chan. It's a creative writing assignment some high school kid did and decided to share it with the world. Yes, I know this opinion had been reached prior to my post but eh