Describe your sex-life with a movie/video game title!

That is the kind of puberal humor this thread needs! :thumbsup:

 

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Eternal Darkness
Sword of the berserk
Mr Driller
Tech Romancer
Bangai-o

 

SNAKE EATER

(Actually, this one's more applicable to my other half... I'm sure she'll love me for sharing that particular nugget of information!)

 

The Oregon Trail. Yup, it's really that fun.

 

Heavy Rain

 

Command and Conquer.

Unless it's Red Alert.

 

Damn it, I'm always full of vulgarity and dick jokes, and when it's required of me, I'm dry.

I don't know.

Cave Story?

 

RC Stunt copter.

Me and my mates always heard it as Arsey Stunt copter. Could be something in that.

 

Yeah I know, I'm nasty.

 

Crude Buster is 100% accurate, but the western title for this game doesn't fit me at all.. OH:

 

Tomb Raider

 

Take it into consideration if you will that most here are geeks with completely zero social skills when it comes to women. With all that been said someone can still get laid by a considerably hot woman is beyond my comprehension.

 

That is quite a generalisation to make, and to be honest it is out of place in this thread in any case. Are you trying to say that you are God's gift to women are something, unlike "most" people here? I fail to see the point in you making this post other than for you to stroke your own ego. Get off your high horse.

I was unable to make any sense of this.

 

Er speak for yourself.

 

I TOOK OFFENCE TO THIS



FUCK WHILE IM AT IT ILL POST THE JOHN COPY PASTA



Hey (Derogatory homophobic term Cyantist refuses to use),

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese peopleâ€￾? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all (Derogatory homophobic term Cyantist refuses to use) who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

 

Wow, that's really impressive. You sure showed us.

 

Oh boy, the old stereotype shit chat. Yeah of course, everyone who has a hobby that involves a screen is an ugly loser with no social life. What year is it again, 1986? Hot girls themselves play video games and Tetris all day on Facebook, the fuck am I reading here? Unworldly as shit.

 

I'm sure Cyantist meant no offence, even if takeshi385 did. Still there are better ways to deal with the situation though and more relevant places to discuss them.

Back on topic:

This one is even funnier now that I know that the Staff of Kings in the title refers to The Staff of Moses.

Firstly, because it has two forms - flaccid and snake like (trouser snake!) or big and strong enough to act like a third leg (got wood!)

Secondly, because it was used to spread diseases (knob rot etc).

Lasty, not so funny and probably vulgar, but because it was used to extract moisture where it is difficult to do so (female orgasm?)