Describe your sex-life with a movie/video game title!

>2012
>can't into 5 year old copypasta

 

MFW pointless greentext.

MFW I have no face.

 

I don't follow every stupid trend on the internet. I honestly don't give a shit.

 

Having your own dick in your own ass doesn't count.

How self centred can you be? OH that's why you get women (possibly) cause you're an asshole.:dammit:

Was that harsh.. that wasn't like me.. but that sure did offend me... Should I feel bad?

 

What the fuck is going on here? Do we really have to discuss to this stereotype bullshit from 25 years ago as if it was a real issue of prejudice? I don't know a single girl that would not date a guy just because he plays video games. Everyone does these days, it's absolutely accepted among young people. Anyone who says the opposite is either full of shit or lives on a farm in Nebraska where it's still 1965.

Anyway:

Toy Commander (Dreamcast)

 

The cover in the middle is hilarious! The entire movie condensed in one picture, 3 planes at once! o_o

 

How about Dynamite Deka?

 

The first Die Hard cover is...errr hmm..

but the Die Hard on NES is so difficult ><"

 

Fellows, let's go back to the dick jokes. Who gives a fuck whether we are, or aren't, getting laid.

Most of us are, anyway - this isn't Gamefaqs, for starters. We're cool nerds.

 

127 Hours

 

I couldn't choose between Incredible Crisis, WipeOut 2097 (fast and bouncy) and Every Extend Extra so pardon me for violating the rules!

 

Takeshi is the one who brought it up though, and it was clearly just to make himself feel better. Otherwise the topic would never have come up. But him attempting to put others down to remedy his depression was just pathetic. You can see that he never came back after all the flak that he got, which just goes to show what his intentions were.

But anyway...

Titanic.

 

there will be blood

-adrianc

 

Wrong... so wrong...

 

No Country for Old Men

 

What's wrong with the NES cover?
And the difficulty in Die Hard comes by not knowing what to do, once you figure it all out it's, uhm, challenging. It's fun to get to the rooftop and jump with the firehose, just like the movie.

 

oh man, that's disgusting OH: