Force Awakens Chatter II: The Spoilers strike back (SPOILERS!!!)

I read an interesting article that speculated that maybe Rey is related to Obi Wan, or that her parents were evil and what not. I like that more than Rey being Luke's Daughter.

 

That would be interesting.

SIDENOTE: How do Jedi reproduce? I mean, if they can't have romantic relationships, do the bloodlines just die out after one person becomes a Jedi? If so, I can see why there would be more Sith (who have no such restrictions).

 

Jedi are allowed to get BUSAY, just not fall in love.

 

Or maybe the mitichloreans just float around, randomly impregnating slave women on Tatooine.

 

Medicloreans aren't real

Also since it's Christmas

 

That song is worse than the Holiday Special.

 

Thanks for the spoilers, now I know I had a feeling. I would not like to watch it anyway. So thanks. In a genuine way.