Dammit, I never got any cake... Happy Birthday! Welcome to the ever growing elite ranks of November birthdays! You, Antipasta, Yakumo, and I (apologies if I forget anyone, you're still included) will one day take over this board. By our powers combined we'll turn into a giant robot and stuff, kinda like Devastator, and then NOBODY will stop us!
That just means he gets a new keyboard for his birthday. Yay new keyboards! Get the one thats made of rubber and apparently indestructable!