I love Spam! <3 And the turducken isn't really the heart-attack most people seem to think it is - all three of the meats are relatively low in fat compared to your pork and beef and the like. Plus, the chicken and turkey do a nice job of flavoring each other. But the duck - well, duck tastes awful no matter how you cook it. That said, happy Thanksgiving to anyone has anything to be thankful for! And whether or not you celebrate the holiday, at least have some pumpkin pie, 'cause it's just soo good!