(Hilarious) PSP fanboy tries to bash the DS

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  1. cahaz

    cahaz Guardian of the Forum

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    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6405445518216376043&q=ds+sucks

    Check this video of a Dork blinded by fanboyism who tries to sell PSPs at the place of Sony. It's so bad you wonder if he's joking, You pray that its a satire. but its not. I mean, are sony's fanboys all so brainlessly brainwashed?

    Ds is a brain of garbage, look it up, its a fact.


    Memorable quotes:


    "If you and your friend have a PSP, you can play together. If you have a DS and friend has a PSP, you can't. It's fact, folks. Look it up."

    "You'll be able to use the psp as a controller for the ps3, with the ds on the other hand, you can't.....you can't use the ds as a controller to the ps3, look it up, its a fact."

    Where is the world going?
     
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    The guy in the video is worse than Concura! And thats BAD!
     
  3. Borman

    Borman Digital Games Curator

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    I love how he disses the DS's battery life lol, look at the PSP's first XD 300 dollars for a 19 year system XDD No upgrade in technology lmao. This is funny as hell. This whole thing has to be a joke
     
  4. Taucias

    Taucias Site Supporter 2014,2015

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    Fans boys are the same no matter what system is being idolised. That is what makes them pathetic.
     
  5. Alien Workshop

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    Wow, this is amazing... I don't think the guy is serious though. I think it's more of a joke about fanboys in general. If he is serious... well then he's just a lost cause.
     
  6. Tachikoma

    Tachikoma Officer at Arms

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    And Nintendo fanboi's are any different?
     
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    Yes, they have no beard.
     
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    >name = gus
    >comments = i just saw the "ds sucks" video, i just wanted to know if it was
    >a joke or not.

    yes it was...
     
  10. AlbinoLove

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    lol, "why would they put two screens on a system, I mean, I don't care, everything has two screens..."
     
  11. Alien Workshop

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    "Pretty much the same amount of memory, pretty much. It might be a little higher, I don't know."


    Look it up... it's a fact :eek:h:


    After watching it a few times, I'm fairly certain it's just a joke, and a damn good one at that. He hits on every little tendency that a fanboy has, and he's so serious about it. It's frikin awesome.
     
  12. cahaz

    cahaz Guardian of the Forum

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    Fake or not, i hate it with a passion. Great job.

    :lol::lol:

    but really, who in the world would take the time to film himself just to bash a system? i hear someone wispering "get a life!"
     
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  13. Roi

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    Could be a Nintendo fan(boy)...
     
  14. Funkstar De Luxe

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    This is amazing :) I'm sure he's not serious
     
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    jp. Be Attitude For Gains

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    It has been my experience and the experience of several of my friends, including my roomate, that Sony fanboys truly are the lowest rung on the fanboy ladder.


    NEC fanboys > Sega fanboys > Nintendo fanboys > Atari fanboys > Microsoft fanboys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sony fanboys


    At least the retro console fanboys have some idea of what they're talking about half the time.



    And yes, I believe this is a joke. But its a scary imitation of what Sony fanboys really are like (just go to neo-geo.com).
     
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    If this isn't a joke, that man should be arrested for public stupidity!
     
  17. Concura

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    the guy talking about the psp doesn't sound very serious. doesn't seem like he knows what he's talking about at all- feels like just a joke to rile up people... like you guys.


    thanks for the honorable mention. I love you too, Mr. Casual :love:


    *Concura
     
  18. cahaz

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    most sony fanboy dont know what they are talking about, heck not even sony itself seems to know what they are talking about!
     
  19. Smithy

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    It's def. a joke, and a good one at that

    "Its got two screens.. who cares? They've two screens on... everything."

    "People say they have touch screens.. I don't care, Touch screen is a horrible for a portable system. Its going to use up all the memory.... going to use up all the battery life."

    "It's a 19 year old system... it has the same ammount of memory as the original Gameboy.. maybe a bit more"

    "HDTVs have the clearest picture.. I heard that on the news"

    "You can't play UMDs on the DS.. I heard that on the radio"

    "PSP... that stands for Playstation Portable.. DS.. who knows what that stands for?"

    "I know its a piece of garbage, its also a piece of trash."

    "Nintendo is a Japanese company.."

    "They say its portable... but here's the trick, you have to hook it up to your wall to charge it."

    "Also.. the PSP has built in speakers... and folks, they're pretty loud. These speakers can... play music for a whole warehouse, if you know what you're doing. Its a fact folks, look it up."

    "The DS isn't going to work as a controller on the PS3... look it up."

    "The DS.. my friend had one, and it fell out of his pocket on a trampoline, he wasn't jumping folks, fell out of his pocket on a trampoine, and it destroyed it. It was unplayable after that.. because.. it broke."
     
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  20. cahaz

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    yeah, that one was pretty stupid. Long silence after "because" and then "it broke!" Make me laugh so hard, i was lucky no one was around.

    you also forgot to add :

    -Gameboy was released in 1987, check the fact folks, 1987.

    -(...)Widescreen...thats 16 by 9. (duh!)
     
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