I need a joke translated into the French language.

what will happen in nine months ? will you give birth to a child ? LOL

For Petes sake, it is a fun thread about two jokes. And now I have made into a standup comedy thread.

 

A "standup comedy thread", huh? By all means, amuse us with your biting wit.

 

Who is Sitting Pretty ? well that was Sitting Bulls gay brother, ok that was an old one. Eeerhm here is another classic of the old school.

A native American sees the sheriff every day and he gives him the finger, and then he shows him the finger sideways too. And the sheriff reacts, after a month and asks "chief, I understand the normal "finger" but what does the sideway version mean ?" and the native american says "I don´t like your horse either".

 

Stop it. You're killing me.

 

Hmm, dirty jokes, huh?

One old, OLD ass joke from Middle School

"One day these three men went camping, in hopes of getting big game. They all slept in the same tent side by side. One night, one of them got drunk and passed out in the tent. The others got on either side of him and went to sleep. they woke up and there was white stuff on the ceiling of the tent. The left man said: I had a dream that i was getting a handjob by Britney Spears! The right man said: I had a dream that i was jacked off by that chick from Friends!
the middle man, in his drunken stupor, said: Well, I dreamt i was skiing!"

I don't know if anyone will get that or not, without a picture.:lol:

 

what does in vitro children have in common ? well they have proof of their father was a wanker.

LOL old classic.

 

so a guy walks into a bar...

*drum roll*

 

the monk one is funny, but the other one really only makes sense (well, concerning the word play about sex) in french and greek

 

Monk one?

 

see first page:

Just like the monk who goes to town at a Friday, and one of the women says "hey monk what about a blowjob ? 20 dollars !". And the monk has no clue what a blowjob, and he finally asks the mother superior(of a neighbouring cloister) "blessed mother superior, what is a blowjob ?"

And she answers "20 dollars , just as in town !"