Is Japan a dying nation?

Japan's is far worse than the other developed nations though, with married couples bringing in roughly 1.1 children, and virtually no foreigners. The infrastructure is also far, far more dependent on heaps of drones when compared to the west, amplifying the disaster.

Also more ridiculous than average here.

Japan has basically shot itself in the foot... sort of. A quarter of the country or so (maybe more) live in expensive, urbanized areas that require two things: money, and people. The economy is in the shitter, and there aren't many people coming in. Due to the high cost of living, langauge barrier, and let's face it - a bit of a through traight straight out of Alabama, they don't have the option that other western countries have, which is to bring in outsiders and expect them to not only stay there forever, but actually assimilate to daily life.

When I'm ruler of Japan, I will do the following:
1: Eliminate the entire hoshounin (guarantor) system, as long as someone's income meets the minimum requirement. This should promote at least a little bit of long term foreigner influx.
2: Get rid of that fucking juken bullshit and create a nationwide standardized test, which students are prepared for in (wait for it)... public high schools. Universities will be required to use only these tests.
3: Raise taxes on blow jobs

 

i am with you on everything but "3: Raise taxes on blow jobs" will be hard to swallow :110:

The other thing they'd HAVE to get rid of is the "Well, it's all the FOREIGNERS fault" attitudes.

Seriously, the number of Japanese people who believed that 90%+ of all crime in japan is commited by foreigners after a badly worded TV show a few years back is shocking.

I had to get government figures before people would believe that Koreans/Chinese weren't responsible for the vast majority of crime.

Of course, that's not to say there aren't undesirables of every race here in Japan, but we are basically tarred with the same brush. Guilty by non-Japanese-ness basically :/

 

I would

1 -Ban all americans, australians, south africans, nigerians and the french from entering the country. Mainly as most fights that I've seen have been between Americans, australians and south africans. Nigerians as most of them seem to be doing slightly dodgy things around Shinjuku, Shibuya, etc and the French well see number 3.

2 -Make it a requirement that English teachers should speak fluent Japanese. Basically I know a few English teachers and the ones that do well can speak Japanese and their students benefit from asking questions in their own language...

3 -Make it illegal to examine instruction manuals and obi with a magnifying glass. Punishable with a 5 year prison sentence.

4 -Ban doujin authors from drawing kiddie porn, there is a fine line and most keep on the right side of it.

5 -Legalise prostution, so it doesn't hide behind grey areas of the law.

6 -Make it illegal for the Japanese not to use common sense. So you don't have to fill in forms twice just because it's going to a different department or refusing to make you a meal as it's not strictly on the menu...

7 -Change the stupid rent system, gaurantor isn't so much a problem but the effective 6 months rent you have to pony up before you sign a contract is insane. 1 months rent as a gift to the landlord, 1 months rent as a fee to the letting agency, 2 to 3 months deposit and 1 to 2 months rent in advance... In most sensible countries it's 1 to 2 months deposit and a months rent in advance and the landlord pays a fee to the letting agency.

/rant

 

As Emperor of Japan, I would re-arm the Japanese military, but instead of bullets the guns would fire fried chicken. Then I'd park my aircraft carriers and destroyers off the coast of Isreal and bomb chicken down on all the Terrorists, until the holy land was neck deep in the Colnel's secret spices. Then I would airdrop down 27,000,000 lbs of mashed potatoes and gravy and 40 billion truckloads of cole slaw. That's right, I would win the war on terror with food. Then I'd create sex-bots and take over the rest of the world. All business men would have to wear clown suits inbetween the hours of 9 am to 5 pm. I'd then take my mightly Japanese navy, disarm the chicken bombs, and grow grass on the decks of all the ships. I could have sheep. They'd turn from weapons of chicken war into floating flotillas of sheep harvest. All future wars would also have to be fought with food. Any country that broke this law would get instant nuclear annhiliation. Becasue that's how I roll.

 

All 2 fights that happen a year?

Ditching Reikin was a follow up to the guarantor (it is actually a bigger problem than the reikin though). Koushinryou is also out the door. The idea is to make life easier, therefore more inviting.

As for your other posts, I'm always up for a good hooray, but mine actually would promote population growth (except #3), even if only a bit. Yours are just rants of long term white folk.

 

Now I'm just really hungry.

Broke countries get nuclear annihilation? Does that mean they get food, too?

 

I will run against you.

When you are beaten I will do the following

1.My first order of business it to ban all used panty vending machines.
2.I will have all porn in japan uncensored.
3. All video games must be as violent or worse than it's western counter part.
4. My staff will be made up of entirely Yakuza.
5. I too will create a standized test...I'll just have the SATs translated into Kanji.
6. I will tax Nintendo out of existence.
7. I will grant Kenichi Shinoda a full pardon and make him my prime minister.
8. All members of Greenpeace will be arrested and executed...EXACTLY like the whales I am not trying to protect
9. I too will rearm Japan. I will start by bombing Iran until it's a giant crater. Then I will bomb sweeden. Iran is what I do to countries I hate...Sweeden...that's what I do to countires I have nothing against.
10. I must personally inspect every Yakuza sex worker.
11. I will also personally inspect every female singer and idol.
12. And sell it interntallionally for profit.
13. I will nuke Texas Then Nuke it again and if the US threatens to retaliate...I'll nuke it a 3rd time. When Texas is more toxic then Chenoybol I will colonize the US.


SEE unlike other leaders Japan I am not lying YOU KNOW I'M CORRUPT.

I'm also running under my Run and Monkey given Japanese name Yoshikuni Kazama

私はあなたに対して走る。 打たれる場合私は次をする ビジネスの1.My第1順序すべての使用されたズボンの自動販売機を禁止するそれ。 2.Iに無検閲の日本ですべてのポルノグラフィーがある。 3. すべてのビデオゲームはit'より悪い激しくようにかあるなる; sの西部の反対の部品。 4. 私のスタッフはヤクザから完全に成っている。 5. 私は余りに共通テスト… I'を作成する; llにちょうど漢字に翻訳されるSATsがある。 6. 私は存在から任天堂に課税する。 7. 私はKenichi Shinodaに完全な許しを許可し、彼に私の総理大臣をする。 8. Greenpeaceのすべてのメンバーは私が保護することを試みていないクジラとそっくりに…阻止され、実行される 9. 私は余りに日本を再軍備させる。 私はit'までのイランの爆撃によって始まる; s.a巨人の噴火口。 それから私はスウェーデンを爆撃する。 イランは私が私が…スウェーデン… that'を憎む国にすることである; 私が国に私をする何sに何もに対してない。 10. 私は個人的にあらゆるヤクザの性の労働者を点検しなければならない。 11. 私はまた個人的にあらゆる女性歌手および偶像を点検する。 12. そして利益のためにそれを国際的に販売しなさい。 13. 私は米国が… I'に報復することを脅せばテキサスをそれから再度核攻撃するそれを核攻撃し、; llの原子力それ第3時間。 テキサスがより有毒なそしてチェルノブイリのとき私は米国を植民地化する。 私によってが知っているI'をあっていない他のリーダー日本とは違って見なさい; 不正なM。 I' また私の操業および猿ある特定の日本の一流のYoshikuni Kazamaの下で動くm

 

you take that measure back.

 

But then I'll sell Nintendo's IP's to Disney and when I colonize the US they're in charge.

I will then exile all former nintendo execs to what used to be Texas.

I am fully aware my Japanese name sounds like something out of Tekken too, that's why it's so awesome.

I will also change the flag the nominees are....

The Flag now



and the Nominees for the new Flag






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I couldn't agree more. Those machines take away good-paying jobs from hard-working used panty store clerks and cashiers.

 

No I need those pantsu for my bed sheets.

That and My Throne made out of Used Pantsu and Whale Penis Leather

 

Hey we should hold a mock election here

Me, GaijinPunch, Jemtex and Hawanja for the title of Emperor and supreme ruler of Japan...

Hawanja and I did a bit of Mud slinging back in the day XP

 

Now if I were to become the Emperor what I do is institute a simple three part plan.

1. Promote Militaristic and Statist ideologies among the masses.
2. Vastly expand the military primarily focusing on the Navy and Air Force.
3. Begin an expansionist policy and begin colonizing neighboring countries.

Once this plan comes to fruition I fully expect for the nation and people of Japan to live their lives in peace and happiness.

 

I would just blow up Tokyo and a few other cities (post-evac of course), then call the insurance company and tell them Godzilla attacked again.

BIG CHECK - RECESSION OVER!

 

If elected Emperor I will have Ninjas Raid North Korea and steal their nukes which I will store in the former Nintendo Headquaters before I commence Operation bombu faku outtu everythingu

 

well, all of this make me very nostalgic, remember when in 80s american movies the japanese where the big boys, looking always to buy mega corporations, with cash
and when everything coming from japan meant top notch quality
this is also gettin worse since at the moment I'm reading F by Noboru Rokuda (story take splace in late 80s)

the great japanese spirit that led to the rise after ww2 now completely faded away

 

If elected Emperor I will restore that spirit and I will also change the national anthem to... I'll get back to you on that either Turning Japanese, Living la vida loca or Poker Face

 

I think we have a winner. Best idea by far. Atleast the most amusing.

 

PFFT I'd sick Godzirra on Tokyo

Mothra on Kyoto

Gamera on Osaka and Have a Drunk Urtraman stumble through Okninawa.

and have that tusnami rerif guy in Sri Ranka foot the birr.