"Is your son a computer hacker?"

Sorry if you guys have seen this (circa 2001), but I haven't. Great stuff .

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

Quote: "8. Is your son obsessed with 'Lunix'?"

 

Most of the things listed are bullshit.

 

I know that, and you know that. This guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. It was written in a serious note, that's what makes it funny .

 

I laughed a little when I saw "Quake, a game that teaches you to hack computers and use firearms."
Holy shit! I guess I need a 3d simulator to figure out where the trigger is and how to pull it on a firearm!

 

Yes, because pressing the "R" button and clicking a button is the same thing as manually reloading a gun and pulling the trigger .

 

This person probably did a google and found out a lotta quake people maybe used hacks to cheat in the game, and then thought it meant to hack computers.
How many games can you think of, online, wherever, where people talk about hacking? Besides, noobs.

 

I think he's just a dumbfuck.

 

It also might have been a joke.

 

Wait...seriously...you guys don't realize that this is a joke? Cmon...

 

Joke or not, he's still a dumbass. A lot of non computer savvy parents will believe this BS.

 

Yeah, I remember my mom not getting me armored core after columbine, since the robot on the front had a gun. :smt067 lol, get it?
But seriously, she wouldnt.
Oh man I just watched the news and someone used the BFG-9000 on the school! The school didnt stand a chance. :smt082

 

Hehehe, i forgot about that! I'm gonna spend it to my friend who thinks his son spends too much time online playing battlefield, and moanig about upgrades needed

 

that's vicious!! , was thinking about the same thing tho

 

>Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

Uh... Flash? Hehe.

 

i was hacked once because of

the bunzi buddy shit (adware/spywareshit)

so i have learned something about spyware , i hate it.

 

It's plainly a joke. Very old, but pretty funny.

 

I figured it would be, but my brother swore up and down it was a real article .

The "Soviet hacker" bit had me laughing for a good few minutes.

 

Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard I'm simutanously vomiting and shitting a river of firehose diarehha.

Read the comments at the bottom, it's most obviously a joke. Best way to effect social change is to make fun of those who need it.

Check out the home page, articels like :"From Kids to Commies , the truth about day care."

funny shit

 

The pacifiers and glowsticks had me laughing. Also, the complete bastardization of Linus Torvalds' name .

 

And AOL is a good ISP ? come on LOL that ISP is one of the worst LOL well i haven´t yet seen this in Denmark LOL come on sorry for saying this but that person who wrote that article is a stupid dumbfuck and most of the hacking toturials are not worth two pieces of shit that makes your arse dry.

seriously i can´t take that piece of crap serious.