"Is your son a computer hacker?"

is this a joke? i mean, this guy really don't know what he's talking about!

it's just too unbelivable! like if hacking was something common for everyone one who own a pc or something....hell, i just can't belive it.

some of the best jokes in here (well, i hope it's jokes)

##They may request "faster" video cards##

Hell, yeah! Don't remember the last time i needed to upgrade my video card to use dos or any other non-gui commands.

##If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
##

no answers could make this thing even stupidier.

##If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines##

Hell, yeah.

##This can take up to eight hours##
height hours, not a minute after.

##forty-five minutes each day.##
but didn't you said your son could hack if he used the computer more than 30 minutes?

##Does your son use Quake?##
go for UT then, quake's better though.

##named Linyos Torovoltos##
though it was Linus...

##illegal hacker operation system##
windows is more illegal than this...

##They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music##

yeah, so take out your cds off your stereo when you don't use it.

##and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional## Linux's the solution, not the virus.

##In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.## Solution: don't uninstall linux.

and finally : ##Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry.##

quick ! stop doing this website and turn off you computer now!

really like this part: ##communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain##

yep.


oh please...tell me this parent doesn't exist, i mean....poor kids.

 

Waatch out for Lunix!

That naughty Linyos Torovoltos !!

Yes, people, the whole site is a parody/joke site. Come now.

 

It IS a parody, but thousands of parents like this do exist.

I know some, believe me. I'ts probably a nightmare growing up like that, but they exist.

Good thing mine are pretty much liberal with everything.