It's summer and we're only human!

Avoid food with almonds.

 

Man I don't know how good or screwed I am in the future (I married Chinese). No kids yet but when my wife is stressed (from work or studies) I might as well give up hope. Yet a few times she has told me that her parents still do it once in a while. So maybe I won't be totally screwed for sex in the future. :shrug:

:lol:

You and the guy next door should take a trip to Tokyo and just tell the wives your off for male bonding. Then just go find some tokyo hotties and say, what happens in tokyo stays in tokyo. ;-)

 

Don't even remind me of that, one day my parents didn't know I was home, so they started having sex, I could hear my mom screaming. I didn't sleep that day, and I don't even want to think about it.

 

There are other ways. I will let you know how "operation credit card gets cut up" works.

 

Oh, you guys! *wags finger*