KFC's latest creation

I hereby put forward my candidate for quote of the year.

 

Make it your new signature.

 

I did that about 2 seconds after replying in the thread.

 

Hmmm it seems to me, I am in the wrong business . I should perhaps become a standup comedian with now two guys has made a quote out of some message I have written.

 

you should, because the concept of you doing stand up makes me laugh pretty hard.

 

Well, you would probably never know. If I did standup or not.

 

If you did or didn't, the concept is still hilarious.

 

Well I know I can be funny, and not just involuntary funny.

 

All you need is a small dog that can say 'sausages' and you'll be set.

 

For the millionth time --- fucking relax. I've never personally attacked anyone (even GoH) on these forums other than a few harmless jabs. I've taken my fair share too. And I'm obviously not the only one. If you're going to talk about sausages around a bunch of dudes, prepare to be heckled.

 

no no. remember - just because it's stuff inside a sausage casing, tastes like sauasage, looks like sausage, and is called a sausage. that does not mean it's a sausage.

 

GP: I am a hothead , so smack me around a bit cause I actually deserve it.

When you actually look at that sentence, then it can be very philosophical .
Perhaps even a bit Zen Buddhistic

 

Some people like their illusion intact that they actually ate a sausage, you know? :lol:

 

hmm can I be philosophical just for a moment , why I do think Black Pudding/Black Sausage (old name for it)/Blood Pudding/blood sausage is not a sausage ?
Well what I see as a sausage, is minced meat (cooked or not) put into a "sausage tube /caing" with spices and so forth. And has some kind of taste from that, but to me (just my opinion of course) then Blood Sausage etc. IS actually just a dish of the name of "sausage" in some language, but it is mostly just boiled blood which is fried on the stove and called a "sausage" because of its outer tubing and so forth. But hey as I said, that is my point of view, is that better ?

 

All sausages are just big horses willies :lol:

 

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: you just made me laugh behind the pc screen

 

You can thank Ben Elton for writing something like that for Black Adder which gave me the idea

 

\ö/ wai wa~i

 

Or Dog

Akshually (did I misspell it wrong?)

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,549788,00.html

 

Pfffy that chicken sandwich is for pussies, real men eat 8000 calorie burgers from the amazing heart attack grill. If i ever get to texas it's my (possibly short) life ambition to have the quadruple bypass burger.