My crazy night ( AKA how something as simple as fast food can go horribly wrong)

This is a 100% true story that happened to me about 3 hours ago.

I got out of work earlier tonight and was playing my 360 when i got hungry, so naturally i decided to go get something to eat. I drove to a nearby taco bell, to find a line going practically out of the parking lot. This being the only fast food place open near me after midnight, i drove a couple miles away to another taco bell.

This one only had a line of 2 cars so i thought i was good, until the guy that just got done ordering his food ( herein reffered to as "Douchebag" ) apparently took too long to pull ahead or something and the guy in front of me honked his horn.

The two exchanged words ( Douchebag said something to the effect of " what the fuck do you want?" and the guy in front of me very nicely asked him to pull up so he could order his food). After some more words, the next thing i know Douchebag was beating the shit out of the guy in front of me through the window of his car.

A young ( approx. 20 - 25 years old) lady gets out of the car in front of me on the passenger side and asks Douchebag " what is your problem". Douchebag pushes her away and D-Bags buddy gets out of his car, trying to tell his friend to calm down. Douchebag pulls the guy he was beating through the driver side window, throws him down and starts beating him again.

The girl runs over and trys to pull D-Bag off of him, and D-Bag throws her to the ground and gets on top of her, about to punch her. D-BAGS OWN FRIEND comes over and beats the shit out of him, stopping her from getting hit.

By this time, the guy that was getting beat is bleeding everywhere. The people behind me call the cops and announced that they called the cops to everyone ( DUMB!! Why the fuck are you giving them a head start!?!?:banghead .

D-bag and his friend get in D-Bags car and take off, the guy in front of me and the girl get in their car, pull straight to the window, ask for some paper towels, and then they leave as well. I was able to order my food, pay, and get my food ( about 5 minutes or more because they were having trouble clearing D-Bags order from the register or something) before the police finally showed up. Most of all i feel bad for the guy in the car in front of me, all he did was nicely ask him to pull up!

I should have just waited in that damn line.:-( The only positive thing that came out of this is they gave me D-Bags order for free along with mine, and I hope the the police caught that piece of shit Douchebag.

EDIT: fixed some typos.

 

I deduct that you got free food. Very nice. I like!

 

You dint even get his number plate?

 

damn, only thing missing here are weapons.
good you didn't come some minutes earlier, otherwise you might have asked d-bag to pull up.

 

I am positive this can be directly attributed to games like Grand Theft Auto...

:033:

Yeah....someone call Jack Thompson

 

I dont have a cell phone at the moment so I couldnt call the police. I did however yell the plate number to someone a car or 2 behind me who yelled " whats the plate??", so Im assuming they were on the phone with the cops.

Yeah but i felt guilty eating it. Cant say I like the fact that i got free food because of some asshole flying overboard and unnessicarily beating somebody up.

Im trying not to imagine what would have happened if weapons were involvedh:. The thought about coming minutes earlier entered my mind as well on the way home from this incident, once again, i dont want to imagine what would have happened. I wouldnt have waited for him to get up to my car and start hitting me befor i got out of my car, thats for sure. Hell, id possibly be sitting in jail tonight if that would have happened. The way their drive-thru is set up made it so D-Bag was blocking me and the guy in front of me from leaving, and the people behind me were blocking me from reversing and leaving that way. Id rather get out and defend myself than have him hit me through the window, or try to break my window to get to me if they were rolled up.

LOL!!!! sig'ed!:thumbsup:

 

Sad thing is this happens all the time..

 

yeah its just been a long time since ive seen anything like this. First time since I moved out of shitty Cleveland to the nice suburb of North Olmsted, actually. The Taco Bell this happened at is in Cleveland. Coincedince?? I think not. I didnt even think about it like this until now. Makes me thankful im not living in that area anymore, thats for sure.

 

Ha! I am glad you didnt get there earlier and ended up being the one asking D-Bag to pull up. Unfortunate that you had to go through all that for some Taco Bell. :crying: hahahaha. Did you get a delicious Crunchwrap Supreme At least?!?!? :nod:

 

At any point did you feel compelled to help the guy in front? Sheesh.

 

Umm in this day and age, doing shit like that gets you shot or stabbed. Most people wont get involved unless they really have to as they could end up with a bullet in their heads & seeing as it was in the US thats a likely chance. If it was in the UK they tend to stab at the moment, very stabby over here.

 

Err, over here they shot abuse at you with a dub raised voice that I find more hilarious than threatening.

Yakumo

 

Maybe the chick shouldn't have lipped off. She's lucky she didn't get popped in the face.


LOL

I'm just kidding

It's a good things d-bags friend stepped in. If you saw her get hit would you have stepped in?

 

That's what tire irons are for...

 

I like Taco Bell because it seems like every time I go, I get free food.

"I'd like two Cheesy gordita crunchs and an apple empanada. No drink."

*pulls up*

"Here's your extra large Coke, sir"

Fuxx yes.

The Taco Bell gods will smile their taco smile down on Captain Douchebag, and indigestion will be had by him. Then he will be smitten with diarrhea, and his bowels will be cleansed. Minor discomfort will be had, until the police show up at his house. Then it will be time for prison.

So it sayeth in the Book of Tacos.

 

Did you phone the police to report the incident afterwards, Skavenger? They might've been after eyewitness reports.

 

psh... it's all about the Grande Soft Tacos.

 

My story from last night isnt nearly as exciting. We were getting ready to pull away (was in a bus, public transportation ftw) and some douchebag runs up, takes off his shirt, and smashed the fucking window. Made me have to wait a half hour before I could get back to my apartment. Drunken bastards

 

Things can always get interesting when you're on a late night food run.

 

One time during a Taco Bell run with a buddy of mine, two chicks decided to get out of their car, two cars ahead of me, and piss in the middle of the parking lot.

WHAT THE FUCK.:noooo: