Niece arrested for Craigslist house hoax

Dude, that was totally hilarious and you know it :lol:

 

Not for me they always end up being taken, or married or stuck up bitches who think they are better than me with unrealistic standards.......

 

Lemon Party isn't nearly as funny without the tagline, "A game of bingo gone horribly wrong..."

Phantasy Star sent me some sick ass shit last week. The thing is, I knew it would be bad from the URL... yet, like a moth attracted to a bug killer...

 

Well, now I'm all intrigued. Better send it over.

 

Haha, that's only payback for this shit you send all the time. ;p

GP says, "Oh, check out this link to Something about Mary II trailer!!"

But yes, the link was sick and was sent to me from a buddy up at college...

Just go to google, type in swollentip, and it's the first link...

 

Oh man. Here goes.

edit: yuck.

 

Don´t you also mean Auuch too ?

Since that must hurt like hell. Eeeew.

 

back in high school i went to the CAD computer room for the shop class, and put goatse as the background on most computers (even mine so it wouldn't be suspecious)

 

Hell, I should've answered the ad. Perhaps there were some video game consoles to be had?

 

That might be going over the line a little. Even though I would've done it had there been "wallpaper" when I was in high school. Command line DOS back then yo.