Paris lands on go to jail

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  1. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    You are so right, I mean was this meant to actually "teach" her a lesson or something? I mean come on!
     
  2. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Speak for yourself there fella! That old wood chipping machine scene was pretty gross, especially the added grinding sounds and the obvious effort being put into it - witness the piece of wood being used to hammer the foot home. Not nice! As much as I dislike The Hilton, she doesn't deserve wood chipping! :eek:h: <or am I alone with that thought?>
     
  3. GodofHardcore

    GodofHardcore Paragon of the Forum *

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    Giving her his Fate on the Sopranos is too good for her ok so......

    what horrible Steve Buchimi death DOES Paris Hilton deserve?
     
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  4. oldengineer

    oldengineer Familiar Face

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    ^ Has to be the sickest comment on the whole forum.
     
  5. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Yeah, never noticed it until OE pointed it out, that needs editing I think.
     
  6. Importaku

    Importaku Import Maniac

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    Hehe so you never hear of the prison trend of "crutching" where the other prisoners preform a cavity search to see if shes smuggled anything in.

    Like drugs, or in her case cosmetics or a brain. Oh wait just the cosmetics i think theres no need for the other LOL.
     
  7. Taemos

    Taemos Officer at Arms

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    Doubtful. I've changed it since I apparently offended some folks.
     
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  8. ServiceGames

    ServiceGames Heretic Extraordinaire

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    WHAT!! Nooo I loved that comment. I mean damn it's not like we can't take a joke and I'm pretty sure that's what it was intended as.

    *edit - I'm pretty sure I've said far worse recently, but I'll leave it up to anyone interested to find it.
     
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  9. Taemos

    Taemos Officer at Arms

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    Thanks. I'm somewhat confused on how "drop the soap lol" comments are okay but mine wasn't, but I'm not going to throw a fuss about it.
     
  10. graciano1337

    graciano1337 Milk Bar

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    She's an idiot.
     
  11. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    rape is a nasty thing. Don't joke about shit like that. Dropping the soap has comedy value but hard cold rape doesn't no matter who the bitch is.

    Yakumo
     
  12. PhreQuencYViii

    PhreQuencYViii Champion of the Forum

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    Since when are we politically correct?
     
  13. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    We aren't but rape is something that shouldn't be joked about. Being raped is basically wishing you were dead for a lot of women.

    Anyway, back on topic. She is a slut :110:

    Yakumo
     
  14. ServiceGames

    ServiceGames Heretic Extraordinaire

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    http://ubersite.com/m/18982

    I don't get it though. At what point do you draw the line?
    Saying the word rape in a rape joke is offensive and horrible. Yet making a comment that illudes to rape is ok?
    So, you can walk all the way up the mile long driveway and even knock on the door, but in the name of all that is good and holy DO NOT OPEN IT?

    How does this make any sense? There is comedic value in thnking about someone dropping the soap and thus being forcibly butt raped and scarred for life, but if one just comes right out and calls it what it is, it's in bad taste and offensive.
     
  15. Taemos

    Taemos Officer at Arms

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    I don't know... I was pretty sure having something forcefully put into the rectum after someone drops the soap qualifies as "rape." Yes, the joke was harsh, but it's no different than what everyone else was saying.

    I don't really care about Paris Hilton. If she became a nun tommorow and I never had to hear about it her again, the world would be a much better place.

    Anyway, I'm leaving this thread. I'm pretty sick of the hypocrisy that goes on in this place.
     
  16. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    Well here's my view but just remember it's only my opinion so of course not everyone will agree.

    saying "I hope she get's raped" is basically straight to the point with e horrid image in place. Saying "drop the soap in the shower room" to me has more of a comical value even though I'm aware of the real meaning. I guess it's just because it's not as direct. Also I'm British not American like you two guys so we have a different sense of humor. may factors go in to an opinion which is why we don't always agree :nod:

    Yakumo
     
  17. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    on the topic of rape, being buttloved is funny to every man. Be it a man or a women - it's so cruel and unfair, it's funny!

    Considering the way the princess has lived so far , as well as the way she has treated other poor souls, some unfairness is due to her. Although i don't endorse rape, i would be laughing if she (specifically) ever got one :p
     
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  18. ServiceGames

    ServiceGames Heretic Extraordinaire

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    This all goes so well with your new sig barc0de. Albeit horribly out of context.
     
  19. cahaz

    cahaz Guardian of the Forum

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    i don't get the soap thing at all. Who the fuck would just bend in two and not get on his knee?


    Oh, wait..



    :lol:
     
  20. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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    Paris Hilton deserves no sympathy.

    About a year ago, I saw a little snippet in the news where she and her boyfriend/guy she was banging at the time(who was some rich male model) paid a homeless person $100 to dump thier sodas all over him.

    To someone like that, you're not even human, unless you also have a billion dollars. Let us all forget about her, as soon as possible, becasue for an attention whore like Paris obscurity is a fate worse than death.
     
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