PlayStation 64

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  1. la-li-lu-le-lo

    la-li-lu-le-lo ラリルレロ

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    Ladies, Gentleman, Ducks, Velociraptors, Stegosaurus, Brachiosaurus… what was I talking about? Oh yeah. Good evening. It's a fine whatever time it is of the day, isn't it? Aren't the birds and the stegosaurs looking lovely out of your bathroom window? Can't you see the future of existence out of your very soul? Those questions are pointless, but the real question is… why can't I turn my dog into a helicopter?

    So, with that, I humbly present the most amazing piece of history of videogame history that has ever been created by Humanity by way of technology: it is called the PlayStation 64. You can see pictures of it below. It is a high-grade piece of development hardware formed by a merger of Sony and Nintendo in the 1960s ??? along with cold war nuclear time travel technology, dual Scuzy ports and a 512Kb transfer ROM with Ultra High Fast Disk Processing (UHFDPK) Acid-free lead-based spacepuppies, and a liquid cooling system, and fries. That'll be tree fiddy, please pull up to the next menu.

    So without further explanation, I present the PlayStation 64:


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    Suggested MSRP: $85,900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.99 bazillion dollars.
     
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  2. camdman

    camdman Robust Member

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    Is it backwards compatible with older games?
     
  3. la-li-lu-le-lo

    la-li-lu-le-lo ラリルレロ

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    It's compatible with every game.
     
  4. ave

    ave JAMMA compatible

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    dude must be high as fuck
     
  5. Shane McRetro

    Shane McRetro Blast Processed Since 199X

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    Where are the cup holders and does it do 88MPH?
     
  6. camdman

    camdman Robust Member

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    Thats a major selling point I think the price is justified. Shame I can't afford it though :(
     
  7. arnoldlayne

    arnoldlayne Resolute Member

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    Hold on, something isn't right.... I just had a good look at those photos and I think there may be something 'suspicious' about the adhesive used on the cart label?

    I wouldn't get too excited just yet folks!
     
  8. stranno

    stranno Enthusiastic Member

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  9. HEX1GON

    HEX1GON FREEZE! Scumbag

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    I have $85,900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000 bazillion dollars. in my wallet. I'll go get it.
     
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  10. camdman

    camdman Robust Member

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    Its equipped with 6 controller ports so its a dedicated multiplayer machine :)
     
  11. f2bnp

    f2bnp Peppy Member

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    Shit just got real
     
  12. Zer0-2k11

    Zer0-2k11 Site Supporter 2012,2013,2014,2015

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    wtf!? lol
     
  13. piratebox

    piratebox Spirited Member

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    I see no point rather in the mind is of spring? no time, yes....
     
  14. alecjahn

    alecjahn Site Soldier

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    I think I saw one of these at a flea market. I know I should have bought it!
     
  15. XerdoPwerko

    XerdoPwerko Galaxy Angel Fanatic Extreme - Mediocre collector.

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    Am I tripping, son?

    Last time I saw one of these was in 1989 in an obscure flea market on the other side of an obscure Japanese shop, on the other side of Mt. Misen in Miyajima. It was 89,000 yen, which was cheaper than Super Potato.

    I got some used schoolgirl panties instead.

    I regret nothing.
     
  16. brendand

    brendand Fiery Member

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  17. CodeAsm

    CodeAsm ohci_write: Bad offset 30

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    This is .... .awesome. Here, have all my money :D
    By the way, how wide is this data path and how many floating point calculations it can make totally. and in which format the games are stored :p
     
  18. xmog123x

    xmog123x Peppy Member

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    Dude high as fuck, showing proto hardware pics not via PM and without buy-in and shit
     
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  19. Dakar

    Dakar Rapidly Rising Member

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    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OK LOL
     
  20. geluda

    geluda <B>Site Supporter 2012</B><BR><B>Site Supporter 20

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    No wonder Nintendo canned the 64DD when they had the PS64 on the horizon all along!
     
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