Ladies, Gentleman, Ducks, Velociraptors, Stegosaurus, Brachiosaurus… what was I talking about? Oh yeah. Good evening. It's a fine whatever time it is of the day, isn't it? Aren't the birds and the stegosaurs looking lovely out of your bathroom window? Can't you see the future of existence out of your very soul? Those questions are pointless, but the real question is… why can't I turn my dog into a helicopter? So, with that, I humbly present the most amazing piece of history of videogame history that has ever been created by Humanity by way of technology: it is called the PlayStation 64. You can see pictures of it below. It is a high-grade piece of development hardware formed by a merger of Sony and Nintendo in the 1960s ??? along with cold war nuclear time travel technology, dual Scuzy ports and a 512Kb transfer ROM with Ultra High Fast Disk Processing (UHFDPK) Acid-free lead-based spacepuppies, and a liquid cooling system, and fries. That'll be tree fiddy, please pull up to the next menu. So without further explanation, I present the PlayStation 64: Suggested MSRP: $85,900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.99 bazillion dollars.
Hold on, something isn't right.... I just had a good look at those photos and I think there may be something 'suspicious' about the adhesive used on the cart label? I wouldn't get too excited just yet folks!
I have $85,900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000 bazillion dollars. in my wallet. I'll go get it.
Am I tripping, son? Last time I saw one of these was in 1989 in an obscure flea market on the other side of an obscure Japanese shop, on the other side of Mt. Misen in Miyajima. It was 89,000 yen, which was cheaper than Super Potato. I got some used schoolgirl panties instead. I regret nothing.
LOL ! i should not have clicked on the blue words it led me to finding this =s http://www.buzzfeed.com/tommywes/half-cat-half-machine-and-totally-insane
This is .... .awesome. Here, have all my money By the way, how wide is this data path and how many floating point calculations it can make totally. and in which format the games are stored