Exactly. If it's a 12-pack of those dinky little 300ml cans of American pisswater lager then that's actually not a huge amount of alcohol. Like six pint's worth. If you drank that over the course of a day out somewhere with food and so on then it isn't surprising you didn't feel smashed at the end of it.
Really, Purple Robot, you should stop drinking so much and so often. This is why you're no longer getting buzzed - and this is why you might no longer enjoy it. Plus, it's probably american beer, which is absolutely shitty. Go get yourself a decent drink.
Actually, no it isn't. 16oz is nearly a pint, 12 x 5% pints of lager in three hours would have me throwing up, no question. That's a pint every 15 minutes, fuck that pace. Too much liquid.
Real men know when to drive and when not. if you have to close one eye to see straight do the following: 1: tape eye shut. 2: make sure your headlights are on. 3: stay off major roads 4: stay 3 miles under the speed limit 5: use turn signals.
Damn soccer moms making life harder because they suck at parenting and their stupid son killed himself coz he can't handle his liquor. Giving me guilt trips.... sheeeeeeeet.
So... a friend and I are probably getting CATASTROPHICALLY drunk (and/or stoned) today. What are good video games to play while drunk? what are good video games to play while stoned? I was thinking maybe a round of Stoned Rez, but that works better with MDMA. Any suggestions?
When you're drunk, your muscle memory will still be there to a reasonable degree but your judgement is fucked, so play something you know really well. When your stoned, it doesn't really matter what you play, you'll get sucked in.
This. Go drink 12 cans of Stella, then beat your Missus or find someone random in the street to get in a brawl with.
