So who else swears at their games and what are we swearing at?

German just sounds angry, I think anything in german sounds like Profanity

 

I say "Are you fucking kidding me??" more than I should. Recently at failed GTA4 missions.

 

I don't really get angry at video games anymore, because I just stop playing if a game is too frustrating. For example, I got to the last boss of that shitty new Front Mission game, then gave up because it sucked too much. But holy shit was I bad when I was younger.

 

Super meatboy makes my swearOmeter go off the scale...so does black ops on live, fucking dirty spawn campers!!!! xD

 

These the word I say in Italian

Figlio di puttana

merda

ass cunt

segaiolo

cazzo l'inferno

vaffanculo

nob testa

cazzo

then sometimes I have to say myself like this, Calm your silly little ass down !

 

When a game is frustrating me, I usually respond with:

"This is bullsh*t!"
"Who programmed this???"
"Fucking c*nt!"
::laughter at how the game's controls or some aspect stinks::
"This is terrible"
"Why am I still playing this?"
and of course "fuuuuuuu*k!!!"

 

"Holy Shit"
"Damn"
"What a joke"

I rarely get angry/frustrated over games and when I do, those standard phrases come out. Yeah, I am lame. With certain Arcade games, there is definitely more animosity in the air. :smile-new:

 

Me just now playing SA2 original Dreamcast game on VGA 15" laptop LCD (I have adapters.). Found lotsa environmental limit glitches causing my character to fall through walls, go through floors, fly up at extreme velocity, ect.

"AW FUCK YOU THEN!"
"FUCK THIS SHIT!"
"SCREW THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT!"
"WHAT THE FUCK???!!!"
"GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD!!!"

And so on...

EDIT: Forgot about Conker Live & Reloaded. Don't even get me started on THAT! The N64 version was hard enough. Then this...
My language got even more colorful at it. Use your imagination to think of some Xbox racism words...

 

That stupid ass Donkey Kong game in Nintendo Land caught a ton of cursing from me today. Well, maybe not a ton, just a few "I really hate this fucking game."

 

I never mentioned what words I say well here's a list:

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO!?"

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?"

"GET HERE YOU BITCH"

"ASSHOLE!"

"PRICK!"

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

etc

I say all that to the TV not to anyone else, or even abuse others online. It's just my anger, I have broken two PS3 controllers from some frustration.

 

My swearing is mostly in Quebecker french which does not translate well but a typical scenario would be like:

Me talking to megaman boss after he kills me with one bar of HP left: "AARGHH!! EAT MY ASS YOU FUCKING JERK!!"
Dodging a sea of bullet in some shmup then getting sniped by a random pop-corn out of the side: *Stares blankly at the game over screen: " You gotta be fucking kidding me..."

I also have some weird expressions that do not translate very well like *finds new OP weapon that kills everything* " This really rapes cows!"
Another of my expression would translate to something like "Children of a butt crack" or "fucking dirty dump"

Quebequer french also has some plain weird words that just do not translate at all. "Sti d'agraie" " Calisse de réguine à marde"
Its even hard just explaining what they mean, they are not even on Urban dictionary.
Then you have all the religious swears that can all be used either as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective. Its hard to compare with anything in the english language.

Honestly Quebecer french is probably the richest tongue for swearing. The amount of bad words and combination is overwhelming.
In Bon cop Bad cop there is the Language lesson part about Quebecker swearing but it really does not do it justice.

 

I think when I play video games the most common phrase is "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. WHAT THE FUCK."

 

Fuck this shit
Fuck you
This is bullshit
You stupid fucking bitch

Those have to be the most common. I throw my 360 controller one time and it breaks. I can't believe my SNES and N64 controls still work.

 

This is a highly mature thread.

 

Never but my next door neighbour does and it really annoys me.

 

I do this a LOT !

and BITE ME and SUCK IT