Tell me this Kinect game doesn't look awesome...

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  1. GodofHardcore

    GodofHardcore Paragon of the Forum *

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    Skaarg Enthusiastic Member

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    This Kinect game doesn't look awesome...

    Honestly I think it looks terrible and is just asking for something to get broken or somebody to get hurt. Not saying wii boxing or the fighting game on Move is any better though. I'll pass on it (and most likely kinect).

    Judging by the video the action looks slow and the combos are obviously all scripted since I doubt you'll be doing drop kicks in your living room. =P
     
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    It won't work properly and it'll be shit.
     
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    GodofHardcore Paragon of the Forum *

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    You know you guys will be the first to die when Kinect becomes self aware right?
     
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    8 cans of Stella :drink: + Kinect = a drunken brawl in the saftey of your own home. Awesome. :pub:
     
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    Heh, just like Johnny 5 in Short Circuit 2.
     
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    Looks horribly stupid just like the fighting game for Move. It's the same BS as well since it's just gestures that trigger canned animations.


    Sadly no. You see you will be the first since you'll be one of the stupid people who invited the machines into your house. You'll be an easy target for them to take out. Machines have no sympathy or care that you're on their side.
     
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    Looks like crap actually. Anyone ever play that old PC game Die by the Sword, where your sword followed your mouse movements 1:1? Why can't anyone do something like that for the Wii/Kinect/Move?
     
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    Johnny Gran Turismo Freak and Site Supporter 2013,2015

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    Exactly subbie. When the time comes, we will start "La Resistance"

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    :lol:
     
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    Sweet.. Don't mind me if I get sidetrack by trying to find the clitoris so wendy will like me.
     
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    MetalSlime Just a Worthless Protoplasm

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    I really don't care about Kinect but to me the characters look pretty awful and ridiculous. It reminds me of something out of some 1990's generic action flick and not in a good way.
     
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    Man, is that what that game was called? I remember it looking clumsy and not being any fun.

    That might answer your question, actually.
     
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    No, it wasn't very good, but it did have a unique control scheme. I'm sure nowadays someone could take that idea and actually make a good game around it.
     
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    I would imagine a sententent Robo camera would go after the haters first then take the humans that gained it's trust
     
  15. jp.

    jp. Be Attitude For Gains

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    This Kinect game does not look awesome.
     
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    Your lack of watching Sci-Fi has failed you...
    :fresh:
     
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    That's why it's Sci Fi conventional reality based logic points not to the self aware machine killing those it loves but those that hate it first...then those it loves.
     
  18. graciano1337

    graciano1337 Milk Bar

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    Ugh, no stank you.
     
  19. EvilWays

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    May as well be a "What What (In The Butt)" game (read: the game will suck). The Kinect too. Nothing inspiring, even for the fact that you'll have drunk jackasses with videos on YouTube of them trying (miserably) to fight (the only funny part is when they break shit and hurt themselves and others...hmm, a Darwin Tool?).
     
  20. Shadowlayer

    Shadowlayer KEEPIN' I.T. REAL!!

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    Heh, remember those dumbfucks who broke their tvs with a wiimote years ago?

    How many of these will be eletrocuted after getting their foots/fists stuck in the screen?

    Anyways, I bet you could skip all this pseudo-martial crap and beat the game using a ragdoll right in front of kinect's cams...
     
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