The I'm drunkne thread

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  1. graciano1337

    graciano1337 Milk Bar

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    I had a little too much to drink on New Years. Here's a conversation I had over text messaging.

    Her: Happy new year
    Me: Happy!a new ueay!q1a
    Me: Ioopz!
    Her: Lmao that wazsnt very good texting
    Me(Failed):
    Her: Is someone a little drunk
    Me: My hbad...
    Her: Ur so drunk its ok i am to
    Me: Whatg??
    Her: Ur totally intoxicated
    Me: Whatev.

    Rum, a little scotch, and of course champagne.
     
  2. alecjahn

    alecjahn Site Soldier

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    Oh, I hope I can get drunk off this little bit of whisky.

    My car got busted into tonight. The losses are: my front passenger-side window, camera bag, my nicer camera, and two lenses. And the warmth I would have normally expected driving home.
     
  3. graciano1337

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    man! major bummer...
     
  4. ave

    ave JAMMA compatible

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    You got my sympathy. Hope your insurance is gonna cover the loss. :/
     
  5. Tatsujin

    Tatsujin Officer at Arms

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    I have also a nice chat log from last year :redface:

    I still wonder how I still was able to turn on the PC when I came home at that night :lol:

    [June 11, 2009, 10:32:14 AM]
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    [Thu 10:32] <blueraven> hey chops, Windancer
    [Thu 10:32] <chop5> that burger is too big for me
    [Thu 10:32] <Tatsujin> :-"ughalrlaaahjjkmnbvg
    [Thu 10:31] <Tatsujin> pundser Laughing
    [Thu 10:31] <Sinistron> awesome
    [Thu 10:31] <Sinistron> quarterds pundser
    [Thu 10:31] <Sinistron> you in teh mood for teh quarter pundser too?
    [Thu 10:31] <Sinistron> hey windy
    [Thu 10:30] <Sinistron> Teh Quarter Pundser
    [Thu 10:30] <Tatsujin> the lil is fine. he gasc rthe funz wqwith theb dad now
    [Thu 10:30] <Windancer> Hello gents
    [Thu 10:30] <Sinistron> PUNDSER LOL
    [Thu 10:30] <chop5> he will beat you with that stick and paper to drive the demons from you
    [Thu 10:30] <Sinistron> [Thu 10:22] <Tatsujin> or 5 double quaterds pundser
    [Thu 10:30] <chop5> buddahist priest
    [Thu 10:30] <chop5> *calls tats local priest*
    [Thu 10:30] <Tatsujin> loloiuz
    [Thu 10:29] <Sinistron> [Thu 10:28] <Tatsujin> i wa nzthe the 500gr. hanburgher steak
    [Thu 10:29] <Sinistron> I should put that on my signature
    [Thu 10:28] <chop5> shame on tats,drinking in front of the child
    [Thu 10:28] <Tatsujin> <yeacvh its bad. i appologizse
    [Thu 10:28] <Sinistron> haha just him chop
    [Thu 10:28] <Tatsujin> i wa nzthe the 500gr. hanburgher steak
    [Thu 10:28] <chop5> put the sake bottle down
    [Thu 10:27] <chop5> are you two drunk?
    [Thu 10:27] <Sinistron> tatspukin
    [Thu 10:27] <Sinistron> I just ate but I could still go for a bison pizza burger on pita with onion rings and half sour pickle
    [Thu 10:26] <Tatsujin> could eat a house now
    [Thu 10:26] <Tatsujin> damn im the zngry after the vomits
    [Thu 10:26] <Sinistron> lol
    [Thu 10:26] <Tatsujin> a douböe wobpr times 5
    [Thu 10:25] <Sinistron> h.r. geiger king
    [Thu 10:25] <Tatsujin> i wnt to go to the burgler inggds nao
    [Thu 10:25] <chop5> extra grilled onions and a slice of that beefsteak tomato
    [Thu 10:25] <Sinistron> gurger king
    [Thu 10:24] <Sinistron> chucard5
    [Thu 10:24] <chop5> mmm,il have my gurger with noketchup or pickles please
    [Thu 10:24] <Tatsujin> chopleghuey
    [Thu 10:24] <Sinistron> hey chopsters
    [Thu 10:23] <Sinistron> was my favorite mcdonalds
    [Thu 10:23] <Sinistron> cheddar cheese burger with a rye bun and grilled onions
    [Thu 10:23] <Sinistron> I still miss mcdonalds cheddar melts from teh 80's Sad
    [Thu 10:23] <chop5> hey tats,sini,blue
    [Thu 10:22] <chop5> howdy howdy howdy
    [Thu 10:22] <Tatsujin> with ease
    [Thu 10:22] <Sinistron> local hotz of lololo
    [Thu 10:22] <Tatsujin> or 5 double quaterds pundser
    [Thu 10:22] <Sinistron> Is that news banner above shout brand new? never noticed it before
    [Thu 10:22] <Tatsujin> cpould eat now 15 cheesburgers anow
    [Thu 10:21] <Tatsujin> lololö
    [Thu 10:21] <Sinistron> there was hardly any big mac sauce in there- whatta gyp
    [Thu 10:21] <Sinistron> "mac wraps"
    [Thu 10:21] <Sinistron> sini actually just had mcdonalds
    [Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> hspould call gusto delivryy
    [Thu 10:20] <blueraven> lol
    [Thu 10:20] <Sinistron> tits snacks on hucards
    [Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> very bad madonöads has noe delivery
    [Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> very bad madonöads has noe delivery
    [Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> teh PFEFFERN Jack
    [Thu 10:19] <Tatsujin> yujmamam
    [Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> teh Pepper Jack??
    [Thu 10:19] <Tatsujin> i could teah 15 cheese beurgers npw
    [Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> so who's in vegas? lol
    [Thu 10:18] <Tatsujin> eatuin g some cheese now
    [Thu 10:18] <Sinistron> tats just needs a nice hamburger and fries
    [Thu 10:18] <blueraven> no hes in Japan, and the bars never close there wither
    [Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> hspould call gusto delivryy
    [Thu 10:20] <blueraven> lol
    [Thu 10:20] <Sinistron> tits snacks on hucards
    [Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> very bad madonöads has noe delivery
    [Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> very bad madonöads has noe delivery
    [Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> teh PFEFFERN Jack
    [Thu 10:19] <Tatsujin> yujmamam
    [Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> teh Pepper Jack??
    [Thu 10:19] <Tatsujin> i could teah 15 cheese beurgers npw
    [Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> so who's in vegas? lol
    [Thu 10:18] <Tatsujin> eatuin g some cheese now
    [Thu 10:18] <Sinistron> tats just needs a nice hamburger and fries
    [Thu 10:18] <blueraven> no hes in Japan, and the bars never close there wither
    [Thu 10:18] <Tatsujin> das wegas
    [Thu 10:18] <Sinistron> there you go tats
    [Thu 10:17] <Tatsujin> plrewdy feelz better now
    [Thu 10:17] <Sinistron> vestcoat you there?
    [Thu 10:17] <Sinistron> tats is in vegas?
    [Thu 10:17] <blueraven> yeah welcome
    [Thu 10:17] <blueraven> no reference to roy
    [Thu 10:16] <coonigleoos> thx Smile
    [Thu 10:16] <blueraven> sini i meant that the bars in Las Vegas never close
    [Thu 10:16] <Sinistron> usually noobs go straight to threads instead of lurking around shout
    [Thu 10:16] <Sinistron> eh well welcome
    [Thu 10:15] <Tatsujin> hsahaHAHAZH
    [Thu 10:15] <coonigleoos> lol not Ninny Pants
    [Thu 10:14] <Sinistron> this guy registered on teh 5th
    [Thu 10:14] <Sinistron> ninny got booted off again on teh 8th
    [Thu 10:14] <Sinistron> hmm maybe not.
    [Thu 10:13] <Sinistron> hovering over shout too- probably is... Ninny Pants is that you?
    [Thu 10:12] <Sinistron> "coonigleoos"? wtf kind of name is that? Jeesh is that Ninny again?
    [Thu 10:11] <Sinistron> stay your course! stay your course!
    [Thu 10:11] <Sinistron> don't fall into teh toilet like sini tits!
    [Thu 10:11] <Sinistron> Snazzy Bazzy in Whorez Island: Curse of Dynastic Pepper II: Teh Search for Spock
    [Thu 10:10] <Tatsujin> tomorrow iw l fell ok aFGAIN
    [Thu 10:10] <Tatsujin> sorz guys
    [Thu 10:09] <Sinistron> Tatsboozin
    [Thu 10:09] <Tatsujin> i want the local worz for cheap
    [Thu 10:09] <Sinistron> local BOOZE of cheapo-cheapo
    [Thu 10:08] <Tatsujin> the alghol ias way too cheaspos hrerre
    [Thu 10:07] <Sinistron> Local WHORZ of Honolulu
    [Thu 10:07] <Sinistron> tats out drinking with teh LOCAL HOTZ
    [Thu 10:06] <Tatsujin> pasdtry
    [Thu 10:06] <Tatsujin> Laughing
    [Thu 10:06] <Sinistron> a cannoli and a creampuff
    [Thu 10:05] <Sinistron> tats had a pastry and an after pastry
    [Thu 10:05] <Tatsujin> save way hme witz trehn taxi
    [Thu 10:05] <Sinistron> ony singles
    [Thu 10:05] <Sinistron> sini have no dupes
    [Thu 10:05] <Tatsujin> lolol.-
    [Thu 10:05] <Sinistron> sini no trade games
    [Thu 10:04] <Sinistron> man I wonder if vestcoat is willing to let that sylphia of his go in a straight sale Neutral
    [Thu 10:04] <Tatsujin> but found the way home
    [Thu 10:04] <Sinistron> snuff some salt water too and blow your nose always helps me
    [Thu 10:04] <Tatsujin> hasd a pasrtty asnd a after pasrty ASDFTERTHE PARTY
    [Thu 10:03] <Sinistron> water tats- bring water to keep next to bed
    [Thu 10:03] <Tatsujin> soonz hit the sheet
    [Thu 10:03] <Sinistron> or you mean drunken tits here
    [Thu 10:03] <Sinistron> who? roy vegas?
    [Thu 10:02] <blueraven> its been amusing. although I feel for the poor guy.
    [Thu 10:01] <Tatsujin> lec very dzunkz
    [Thu 10:01] <Sinistron> le drunk
    [Thu 10:01] <Sinistron> haha tipsysujin
    [Thu 10:00] <Tatsujin> Smile
    [Thu 10:00] <blueraven> You deserve a day off
    [Thu 10:00] <blueraven> thats good.
    [Thu 09:59] <Tatsujin> hva no oftz for 3 days
    [Thu 09:58] <Tatsujin> Smile$
    [Thu 09:58] <Tatsujin> Smile
    [Thu 09:58] <Tatsujin> buz guz
    [Thu 09:58] <blueraven> later guy
    [Thu 09:58] <blueraven> well then, I wöuld nöt recömmend öperating heavy machinery
    [Thu 09:58] <guyjin> Well, I gotta go
    [Thu 09:57] <Tatsujin> löl
    [Thu 09:56] <Tatsujin> its so bad, bud cant changde it
    [Thu 09:56] <Tatsujin> Laughing
    [Thu 09:55] <blueraven> wow
    [Thu 09:55] <guyjin> LÖL
    [Thu 09:55] <blueraven> Yeah i wou;d try not to.
    [Thu 09:55] <Tatsujin> LOLÖ
    [Thu 09:55] <Tatsujin> lo.
    [Thu 09:53] <blueraven> lol
    [Thu 09:53] <guyjin> don't throw up on teh lil either! Wink
    [Thu 09:52] <Tatsujin> must take cxasre for teh lil
    [Thu 09:52] <blueraven> "I feel terrible/sick" in Japanese
    [Thu 09:51] <Tatsujin> Neutral
    [Thu 09:51] <Tatsujin> uashh..le kimochi wavzui
    [Thu 09:50] <blueraven> hopefully you have a bucket.
    [Thu 09:50] <blueraven> Vegas...
    [Thu 09:49] <blueraven> he says that some places have buisnessmen that come in at 7AM to do shots before work. Im sure thats everywhere though...
    [Thu 09:49] <guyjin> don't throw up on they keyboard Sad
    [Thu 09:48] <guyjin> Eh?
    [Thu 09:48] <blueraven> sorry dude Sad
    [Thu 09:47] <blueraven> My friend teaches English in Tokyo Proper, and sometimes will grab a nightcap at 4:30am
    [Thu 09:47] <Tatsujin> :-"ughalrlaaahjjkmnbvg
    [Thu 09:46] <blueraven> some never do.
    [Thu 09:46] <Tatsujin> never
    [Thu 09:46] <Tatsujin> it idsa
    [Thu 09:46] <guyjin> when do the bars close in Japan?
    [Thu 09:45] <blueraven> well it is almost 2AM in Tokyo
    [Thu 09:44] <Tatsujin> easy on the way
    [Thu 09:44] <blueraven> Drink Water Tatsujin
    [Thu 09:41] <guyjin> dude, you aren't even making sense anymore. go drink some water and go to bed.
    [Thu 09:40] <Tatsujin> veery basd idc is
    [Thu 09:40] <Tatsujin> ozut of control
    [Thu 09:39] <Tatsujin> hASD teh prtay todsayx
    [Thu 09:39] <Tatsujin> umfrog
    [Thu 09:38] <blueraven> keep drinking H2O
    [Thu 09:37] <blueraven> oof.
    [Thu 09:37] <guyjin> yum. Sick
    [Thu 09:36] <Tatsujin> womited sevderal tzuimnes
    [Thu 09:35] <Tatsujin> le dead
    [Thu 09:34] <blueraven> TEH MAJESTY
    [Thu 09:34] <blueraven> he thinks he has twice as many system cards now, and is in awe
    [Thu 09:34] <Tatsujin> quadrpuble
    [Thu 09:32] <guyjin> aarree yyoouu sseeiinngg ddoouubbllee?
    [Thu 09:32] <blueraven> lol
    [Thu 09:32] <blueraven> i would get loaded, but I have to go to class.
    [Thu 09:30] <Tatsujin> Razz
    [Thu 09:30] <Tatsujin> no rightlkjhgfd
    [Thu 09:23] <blueraven> all right tatsujin!
    [Thu 09:23] <blueraven> thats cool. baseballs the only sport really like
    [Thu 09:22] <Tatsujin> me ledrujnk vfrerdy mugcvhh
    [Thu 09:17] <guyjin> eh, it's okay. not a big fan of baseball games, but it's playable
    [Thu 09:16] <guyjin> hey
    [Thu 09:16] <blueraven> Power league is great
    [Thu 09:16] <blueraven> morning
    [Thu 09:14] <guyjin> Sad
     
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  6. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    Who ever says Power League is great must be smashed out of their tiny brains.
     
  7. alecjahn

    alecjahn Site Soldier

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    I swear, I have THE KNACK for finding girls who just like to hang out with people. I'd figure if I asked certain things of someone, a one-on-one pseudo-date with a person, somewhat out of the blue, that I had certain intentions.
    Shot the fuck down, like the few Spitfires pwnd by the Luftwaffe.


    EDIT: lol @ "Tatspukin"
     
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  8. alecjahn

    alecjahn Site Soldier

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    What time is it? 8:00 AM here. I've been up all night due to me sleeping all day yesterday from being sick. And now I'm just drunk. This keeps me going.

    Start at track 3.
    http://www.mediafire.com/?w20qdxsmaml

    I"ll be going into work early. Weird, huh?
     
  9. Taemos

    Taemos Officer at Arms

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    At least they call you back. I don't know what the fuck I did to get stuck meeting the weird girls I do.

    I'm moving tomorrow, and as such, will probably drink copious amounts of liquor. My mom has a half-empty bottle of Crown Royal that I don't think she'll miss....
     
  10. ServiceGames

    ServiceGames Heretic Extraordinaire

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    Haven't had a drink since Christmas I think..

    Not sure why, just not motivated to do so.

    Such an odd feeling.
     
  11. graciano1337

    graciano1337 Milk Bar

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    Anyone have a Farrelli's pizza place around them? Some pretty good pizza with some pretty good beers.
     
  12. lllsondowlll

    lllsondowlll Fiery Member

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    I love you guys lolz.

    Back to drinking.
     
  13. ServiceGames

    ServiceGames Heretic Extraordinaire

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    I'm a drunk again!!

    I can't explain how much was missing from my life while I wasn't motivated to drink..

    Cheap wine is the love of mylife!
     
  14. alphagamer

    alphagamer What is this? *BRRZZ*.. Ouch!

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    "Pennerglück" like we say here in good old Germany ;-)
     
  15. ave

    ave JAMMA compatible

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    Comes with a free, awfully strong headache, migraine quality brand.
     
  16. Alchy

    Alchy Illustrious Member

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    Cheap wine I can handle. The only guaranteed deathly-hangover I know is white cider. Last time I drank any it was forced on me by a drunk and lairy Irishman. One glass of it and the next day was spent under the covers.
     
  17. Christer-swe

    Christer-swe Fiery Member

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    Goon, like us aussies call it.

    Slap the goon!
     
  18. alecjahn

    alecjahn Site Soldier

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    Last night: entirely too much cheap whisky.

    Tonight: Who knows?
     
  19. oli_lar

    oli_lar Resolute Member

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    This is true, white cider is the only drink I've ever had that has given me a proper headaches. 3 litres and then going to work at half 7 leaves you with a banging headache until about 10! Its ok if I sleep through it in the morning though.
     
  20. z_killemall

    z_killemall Familiar Face

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    Lots of whiskey and beer at a nightclub near Piriapolis. i'm so wasted right now...
     
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