DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. No wonder you have Charlie Sheen as your avatar! I hope whatever was left of you after that alcoholocaust really had fun. I salute your supreme resistance, sir. Man, I wish they still sold Vanilla flavoured vodka down here. I've had a craving for that for MONTHS. That being said, I want to get catastrophically stoned or, at the very least, moderately drunk, this weekend. I might.
So Saturday, I was alone at home, and it was like 6, 7pm, so I thought "Why the fuck not?" and packed a small amount of bud into my pipe. "Put that in your pipe and smoke it!" they would say. Holy fuck, it hit me like a motherfucker. Like... fourth and fifth-dimensional thought and stuff. At first it was completely normal, but then I sat on my bed and just contemplated the universe for a looooooong while. I even got chills and twitches. Why? If it was such an insignificant amount? Am I getting old? Anyway, it was awesome. I played Super Mario Galaxy for what seemed like 6 hours, but really, I completed one star, so probably it was like 15 minutes. I tried to play Dragon Warrior 2, but the random encounters scared me and I got paranoid. So I just got inside the covers and listened to awesome music, then, when everything calmed down, I took a shower and listened to some more music. I must have listened to Scott Pilgrim vs. the world (the game) OST, for like... hours. Chiptunes are so, SO awesome when you're stoned... My sister came home at 9 pm, and... well, I felt as if I had spent like 18 hours listening to music, but the soccer matches were still on (two in a row), so it was probably more like two hours, perhaps three. She wanted help with her printer. Has anyone here ever fixed a printer while really, really stoned? I sure have. I fell asleep early, and was still somewhat post-stoned on Sunday morning. Going to Wal-Mart with my sister, with tremendous munchies... not such a great idea. (Would have been much worse to go alone, though) Also, I bought a garden hose, cake mix, and some socks, as everything I saw seemed so alluring! We did need a garden hose, though, so it's alright. Hell, when I got home, I graded some papers that I couldn't be arsed to even look at during the week. And it was fun, even. So, good weekend.
Thats alot? :fresh: ;-) Mind you these days I usually drink on week nights after work so I'm usually heavily snoozing by midnight haha. My favorite tipple at the moment is a 3 liter bottle of cider mixed with 68cl Mathers black beer, bringing the mix to about 9%. 6 pints of that and I'm well rested for the morning :thumbsup: I'm pretty resistant to most stuff, a couple of mates call me 'broken' with regards to mushies and other psychs as the times I've done them barely nothing has happened and others are groping around on the floor looking for their legs haha. However, the moment I mix different stuff it goes downhill very quickly!
I guess I must be getting old and becoming a lightweight! Ha! I didn't party much in college or graduate school, and the antidepressants did hinder the effect of many psychoactive chemicals. Now that I'm free and clear, just a little bit of anything knocks me the fuck out. I kinda like that, though.
Nonstop Jager bombs, Absolut mixed with Red Bull, and a 6 pack of Corona for me and my friend last night.... and damn. I slept like a baby after blowing chunks everywhere. I swear, I can't remember a single time in my life where I got drunk and didn't have to puke. How do you guys get such iron stomaches? Tell me the secret, and don't say shit like your body just adapts, cuz mine never will. Main reason I will always love herb better... No sick after effects, just a good time.:033: Also Who wouldn't like that? =] Honestly, I never understood the mentality that being a lightweight isn't cool, because its just the opposite. The more booze + herb you can save if just a little blows you away... whats not cool about that?
Alcohol is a chemical that, for better or worse, you will build tolerance for if you drink regularly. You don't have much choice, it's just how body chemistry works.
Strange thing with me is, that first puff I'll occasionally feel sick for a minute or two, then things will be right as rain. I've only actually been sick due to it once, but I do have to fight it back when it happens. Only other after effects are a slight pronounced grogginess when waking up after, nothing of particular note though. I've got a mate like you who chunders each time (some very funny stories due to him...such as when we were chatting to these birds and he suddenly projectile vomits on them, puking by a bar - no one noticing and then people slipping over in it), I do occasionally, and my other best mate I've only known to puke once - after a couple of liters of vodka. Know what you mean about using less - as a person tight with their money I'd prefer to spend a fraction of what I do. Then again being the last person standing in a downing competition does have its (short lived) charm. Thing is with me I'll have clarity of thought far longer than control of my body! Anyway tonight I've had a couple of pints of strong (7.5%) cider and a bottle of wine. Time to stick some comedy on, League of Gentlemen perhaps :thumbsup:
I don't drink at all but a while back I was at a party and I drank a fair amount but didn't feel any effects. No hangover in the morning at all and I don't drink at all really.
I'm going to Vegas again this weekend... So... Yeah... Another 100oz Piña Colada is calling my name.
One Hundred ounces? Isn't that like... three litres? WHAT THE FUCK!? Man, I am getting old. I mean, not just the alcohol, but the sugar in this trink is probably devastating. Fuck, Even carrying this colossal drink seems epic. Where do you place it? How do the logistics work in your consumption of such a gigantic drink? Still, I wish I had a 100oz drink of some sort, as it was very hot here today. Barley Tea, or "Agua de Khalua" (which is an infinitesimal amount of Khalua, with milk and water and ice - basically an ultra-light white russian), or just Horchata, would be awesome. I don't like piña coladas (or getting caught in the rain, for that matter) - but I definitely wish I could see someone drink such a huge one.
Weirdly enough, on Sunday afternoon, I puked as if my stomach was stricken with the anger of all the forgotten gods. No idea whether it was food poisoning (I did have a heavy meal sunday morning) or a side effect (that I never had before) of the consumption of herbal remedies, but it was definitely uncomfortable. Still, after about half an hour, everything was once again in tip-top condition, and I was still somewhat stupid from saturday.
Downtown Las Vegas is where it's at. $2 Caronas and $2 Jack and Cokes. I've drNk at tone and haven't spent more than 40 bucks.
Should you ever come to Mexico, you'll find Coronas for about 1 dollar. I pass by the factory quite often. If I liked beer, it would be awesome.
Count me in. First time going out with people from where I work, was a tad nervous because I don't really go out but it was really good Just gotta work on the confidence lol.
You are correct, sir. While it has been a huge while since I went out drinking (and the people at my current job are almost all forty-something married women, or older men), it is a great thing to go out drinking with your work mates if you get along with.
That would make one sick bong. On a non drunke related note, im trying to stop smoking bud and its literally driving me mad and its been what? 3 days. "
