The Inevitable MGS movie!

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  1. Mr. Casual

    Mr. Casual Champion of the Forum

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  2. mairsil

    mairsil Officer at Arms

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    Heh, I thought that I was the only one that ever went to that website... I cannot believe that after the crap Boll has made in the past couple of years, that anyone would consider letting him mop a movie set, let alone run one again.
     
  3. Borman

    Borman Digital Games Curator

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    Hes definatly talking out of his ass, I doubt Kojima would allow anything like that.

    Kind of funny though, i just made this:
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  4. Johnny

    Johnny Gran Turismo Freak and Site Supporter 2013,2015

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    Did you saw the pictures of the Silent Hill Movie? Seems promising

    As for MGS movie? I hope they don't do it.
     
  5. babu

    babu Mamihlapinatapai

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    some classic quotes that fits here:

    oh dear god no!! [​IMG]
    when will they learn?! [​IMG]
    you maniacs! you blew it up! [​IMG]
     
  6. Oh the humanities!! I had read on a couple movie websites that Uwe Boll was being offered this... WHY?!?! Hasn't the entire world learned yet that Uwe Boll goes hand-in-hand with movie ass-raping? Everything this man touches is atrocious... especially video game movies. I'm sure someone could create a darn good video game movie, but Uwe Boll is not that person for sure.

    [edit] I came across somewhere that Uwe Boll gets special tax breaks from the German government for his movies. Maybe this is why the game companies keep throwing everything his way.
     
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  7. cahaz

    cahaz Guardian of the Forum

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    Uwe Boll, do not touch Metal Gear Solid, do not!

    Now, make the dead.

    Good dog.
     
  8. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    I'm still waiting for that Tetris movie.
     
  9. Sally

    Sally Guest

    That came out years ago, i watch it on my gameboy all the time... the sequel is better tho, but it's only on psp umd, it's called lumines. The plot is a bit sparse, but the acting is superb!
     
  10. cahaz

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    Seriously, i heard about Pac-man AND pong movies. Dont know if its serious, though.
     
  11. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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    A Pac man movie? Are you kidding me?

    This is the same asshole who made resident evil, right? Man, what a joke.
     
  12. I highly doubt this is true. Uwe Boll likes to talk, and just remember: This is the franchise that Kojima intended to leave after the third installment, but ended up coming back for MGS4 because the dev team didn't have the vision behind the games. I doubt he'd let some hack filmmaker slaughter it on the sliver screen.
     
  13. A. Snow

    A. Snow Old School Member

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    It was more along the lines of him taking advantage of certain tax loopholes which allowed him to get funding for his movies. Basically his pitch to investors was their being able to write it off as a failure. Kinda like the premise of The Producers. In any case the loophole was closed so unless he finds another country with some similar tax laws there is a good chance his days of directing trash are over.

    http://www.cinematical.com/2005/10/31/maybe-just-maybe-we-are-free-of-uwe-boll/
     
  14. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    Who made the House of the Dead movie? that was Fucking awful ! So bad in fact that I never watched it to the end!!

    Yakumo
     
  15. mairsil

    mairsil Officer at Arms

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    The blame can be legitimately placed on every single one of the people who worked on it:

    http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0317676/
     
  16. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    liquitt Site Soldier

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    was House of the Dead really inspired by the game...oh my...that was such a sucker of a movie...

    and to Uwe, f*ck you!
     
  18. babu

    babu Mamihlapinatapai

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    of course it was, don't you remember the nice game clips that they throwed in to the movie for no good reason other then making it look even worse [​IMG]
     
  19. mairsil

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    Don't forget the random "us too" Matrix-style 360 camera rotations.
     
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